YOU sir, are telling it like it is.
I grew up on the first two, saw the third in theatre when I was a teenager (that still technically shouldn't have been allowed,) and still ended up kinda thinking the 4th was alright and kinda worthy of the franchise.
But the 5th? I feel everybody above that's justifying it is lying to themselves. It's the least Die-Hardy movie of them all, based on everything you mentioned above, and more. At no point in the movie did it even really feel like 'Die Hard', and I couldn't stand have effing cocky Jai Courtney's character got. I mean, this is the 5th time his dad is going through this crap, I'm pretty sure there's gotta be a statue somewhere, commemorating his service. Otherwise, it's like a zombie movie taking place in a world where zombie movies don't exist (all of them); and by now, considering our culture, there would be a movie in the 'Die Hard' universe that's based on the events of Nakatomi or Dulles or New York, whatever. They'd probably get John Cusack to play McClane in the fictional movie.
As far as I'm concerned, 'Die Hard 5' is the 'Godfather III' of 'Die Hard.' You don't have to watch it at all.
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