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Things you learned from the movie!


A satellite can hover in space, but when it drops a missile, it falls to Earth.

You can slice a 900 meters per second moving bullet with a sword, from a meter range (takes the bullet 0.001 seconds to travel to target).

Every country has a briefcase that can destroy the world in a matter of minutes.
And, each country only has about 10 nuclear warheads, and will launch them all at once at war.

You have more?

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america will hold a ribbon ceremony soon after an entire nation has just been obliterated

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I learned that WMD control only comes with a single point of verification (retina scan).

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Black kung-fu masters from the hood speak in both, Ancient Chinese and Ancient Hood, accents at the same time.

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Pakistan is not a nuclear power :D

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It isn't really a "power".

Just because you have nukes, that doesn't give you power. Right now America is busy killing Pakistanis with drones everyday, before that, they casually flew in and killed Osama. Lets not forget so many wars it has lost with India despite threatening India with nukes.

India next to it is a power with ICBM's (Pakistan doesn't have ICBM) that no country out there except Pakistan (having lost all wars) is foolish enough to goto full-scale war.

So in the end, Pakistan isn't a power. It is a joke power like North Korea (which was included just so directors could make fun of them).

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Another reason why pakistan was chosen & not India is that India is a big commercial market for hollywood movies. So can't piss them off.

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Keep telling yourself that keith-125.

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Lol! You need to know everything about this world, seems like you were born in Indian *beep*
Pakistani Army is Rated No.1 in the World.
India never won any War against Pakistan.
Pakistani Army don't have Hi tech G.I Joe equipment yet Indian & American Army are afraid of fighting them.
ISI is the most Powerful Intelligence in the world its a fact you can find anywhere.
Usama thing was complete drama just to fool ppl like you with no knowledge.
Why on earth they throw Usama's dead body in river? It was complete *beep*
Usama was former CIA & family friend of GW BUSH. They killed his double just to fool ppl like you...
I am still laughing at those things you wrote....

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Loll
I just Ripped u apart
& did u say Goat porn ? Never heard of it.. May be it exist in your Village
We dont have any Goats here we have beautiful European & American Girls & we *beep* them... You are invited to watch real Porn...
I am sure u dont know Pakistan. Just Visit Karachi & Islamabad... There is more wine than Las Vegas, More Chicks than Vegas...
I am not a Pakistani but I am enjoying my Vacations here

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At least people dont call any of our city a Rape Capital..

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No you are right.

Your whole country is called a rape and terrorist capital of the world.

Amazing achievement. While Indians protested out on the streets because of rape, you Pakistanis recently asked a rape victim to produce 4 male witnesses.

Do you REALLY want me to start ripping apart your country when it comes to rape now? Cause it's easy, WAY too easy.

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cant see a valid argument from a filthy moron indian... 25000 rape cases were reported in 2012 in Endia..u can only won from us in this...

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Please check your PM, I sent you a message.

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LOL...#1...

Light travels faster than sound,
that's why people seem bright,
until you hear them.

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lol, you are wrong
India beat down Pakistan 3 different times
Pakistan is a totally failed state - should have stayed in India and is
now just a terrorist breeding ground
India is becoming a superpower while Pakistan continues to go down the toilet.

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On a related note, RZA can't act.

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Well, some of those logic works in real life fairly well. But this is in a movie world and apparently some of these characters have obvious supernatural reflexes.

The only thing that really caught my attention was the "duel" between Snake Eyes and guy with shurikens. He could fire the shurikens out of the air but *not* hit the guy flipping across the wall. That just made no sense, even using the "movie" logic.

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You can get run over by a truck moving at 50mph and then just get up and escape on your bike.

One metal rod dropped from a satellite can destroy an entire city.

A retired army man carries hundreds and hundreds of guns, grenades and other weapons in his house for no reason.



Leave life alone. Let it be.

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A retired army man carries hundreds and hundreds of guns, grenades and other weapons in his house for no reason.


Home security.

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You've obviously never been to America.

There's a perfectly good reason. He wants them and he can.



sahil-pai12 wrote:

A retired army man carries hundreds and hundreds of guns, grenades and other weapons in his house for no reason.

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The security who guard the nukes in Pakistan dress themselves like stereotypical Afghan terrorists because Pakistan army doesnt have uniform for them

Taking out nukes from a storage facility is as easy as snatching a lollipop from a kid

India has missiles which can actually get off the ground (Please check how many missile tests they launched have failed)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p96sQG-XRpA

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Haha, typical paki reply.

Considering India has ICBM's and was responsible for discovering water on moon, linking to a crappy YouTube video over Wikipedia is the only thing pakis can do.

Only think pakis can export is terrorism. That and nuclear secrets to rogue nations while repainting chinese nukes in green. :))

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@DBLurker U da boss!

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best way to end a movie is randomly shoot a pistol in the air

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You can be an art captain and a navy seal. (The chick has a seal pin above her ribbons)
You can also have a goatee in the military.
'Elite' security guards won't notice a speeding el camino heading towards them until it starts to spin and a guy with a machine gun shoots at them.

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I apologize. Upon further review, as I'm looking in the goods section for this movie, she is wearing a marines pin. Still wrong though.

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When you wipe out the toughest military special force (G.I Joes), you don't make sure they are all dead the first time - you return later to check if you missed anything.

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