A negative review


Long and slow, which is more like what I expected: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgEek6J1pFA

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"Long and slow"

Sounds good. Other critics have said its relentlesly paced, so which one is true? I was hoping for a straightforward slow historical drama. I'm sure people with attention span disorder can find something else to watch than this one particular movie. There are cartoons or cartoon-like characters fighting each other all the time, that should satisfy the demanding taste of younger viewers.

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I think we could agree that is not a paid review. You need at least 100k subscribers to be paid by movie studios.

It is not a great review, but at least it is honest. It is not paid to praise it, or by competing studios to sabotage it, which is a rare thing these days, especially during the first few weeks of blockbuster theatre release, almost all you can hear is the deafening sound of paid voices.

Even at here.

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It's both "long and slow" and also "relentlessly paced". Dialog is very fast, but many sections are repetitive and too drawn out. All the build up to the atomic test is just more of the same and you just wish they would get on with it already. The clearance hearing is the same way. Could easily have cut half an hour out of the film and nobody would complain.

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I agree with all of this.

Did people in film studies stop teaching film editing at a certain point? Nearly every movie now is at least a half hour longer than it needs to be. We did not need to see alllllll of the clearance hearings to make the point.

When you feel trapped in a movie it’s not good.

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Yeah, there must be some kind of explanation. I tend to wonder if actors these days have in their contracts that they have to appear for some minimum number of minutes...

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Here’s my review: It was not bad but an hour too long and no, sex scene was not necessary, just Nolan being horny

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Yeah, that confirmed the long and slow review. The sex scene is probably to get some male butts in seats.

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Why the hell do people watch reviews on youtube? Majority are from trolls and far too long.
Far easier to head to Metacritic, skim the list, and read a few reviews. Most reviewers are experienced.

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Far easier to head to Metacritic, skim the list, and read a few reviews. Most reviewers are experienced.

You mean paid, like you.

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experienced at getting paid - true

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I saw it and was shocked that it was plodding, cliched and predictable. It was not straightforward, or clever, or insightful. It was not beautiful, mind blowing, or amazing. I was shocked when I realized that 90% of the reviews on IMDB giving it ten out of ten stars were obviously fake. I was underwhelmed by the gimmick of famous stars used in cameos; the going back and forward in time (an overused trick in movies), the use of blurry effects from the protaganist's point of view and memory etc. etc. ad nauseam. NO originality and NO insight into this man. You are better off watching any documentary about him.

The made up dialogue was ludicrous. The scenes with Einstein and Truman were insulting (made up or patched together from more than one comment he supposedly made). Yes, there were a few instances of good filmmaking - some suspense was occasionally there. But it's not some wonderful Oscar worthy movie. Oh wait - if Shakespeare in Love and even worse crap could win best picture then this could too. It's ALL about hype. It's all about Christopher Nolan and how great he is. Fine! I liked one of his films too - original and mind blowing for its time. But this one is not.

In short, the emperor has no clothes. If it has to be in IMAX to be mind blowing, that's a clue that it's not great.

One positive thing - it showed how horribly he was treated by the government who used and discarded him. There is some fact in this drama. But it's so poorly put together.

In particular I just went and looked up a couple of these ten out of ten reviewers. They either have praised a dozen anime violent crapfests and then this, or only have two other reviews for obscure crap. No actual film critics would adore this. And if you say the NY Times, please. The average age of staff there is now 20 to 30. They would not know a great film if they tripped and fell over it.

Update: I am going to watch it again. The story mixed in with the pretentious effects still haunts me. This film deserves credit for bringing the topic to our attention now. It's because I was aggravated by the inadequate and sometimes annoying nature of the film that I got numerous documentaries about him and about the atom bomb and Hiroshima, and have been watching them for two days. Everyone should watch them. There are so many parallels with what is happening today. Doubt that? It will give you chills. We have in 1945 and now: cancel culture, governments lying to the population, going ahead with an experimental invention without knowing about all the consequences, using the gadget only weeks after it was tested ONCE, to kill and maim people, in the name of preventing "more deaths." (Hi. Prove that. No one could or ever can). Then we have after the fact, or even posthumous, "oh he didn't do it after all. Sorry, he was a good guy. We were wrong but it was understandable at the time." Too late, pricks. When he had remorse for unleashing death on the world, they ignored that and built more bombs. If this movie can make us rethink what we thought we believed, it's a success. Any little bit helps, even this, which isn't great but could have been, and is if you read between the lines to the whole backstory!!!

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I think using shills on social media and review sites is now on an industrial scale, very hard to find honest reviews.

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Here's my honest review:

I'm not interested in this or any other movie in theaters right now. To this film and Barbie's credit, they're not sequels or super hero flicks. But that doesn't make me want to shell out the cash to watch them.


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The opposite of an honest movie review.

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The imax was a complete waste. There was nothing that looked imax worthy, plus, the large imax I saw it in, had visible pixels. Unlike other imax I've seen.
The imax sounds was silly and pointless too. Really really loud music to make things seem dynamic, that didn't need to be at all. Other than to just be loud.

This could easily have been a "MADE FOR TV" movie. And I am a Nolan appreciator.

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I stopped taking dudes with comic book posters up on the wall seriously when I was about 12 years old.

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agreed

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