So who plans on not watching?
I am!
shareAs of right now it's a no but if there are credible review sources out there saying it's good I might consider going to see it.
share
MovieChat Forums > Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) Discussion > So who plans on not watching?
I want to see this at some point but I will never go to a theater again. The entire theatre experience is shit. I used to love it but its just ridiculously expensive, irritating, annoying, distracting and overly loud now.
shareI got tired of sitting through 20 minutes of commercials about movies and non-movie stuff that I don't care about, and wondering "Is there actually a movie buried in here somewhere?" Even worse, ticket prices at our local theaters are now as high as they were at those big, super-expensive theaters you normally visit in cities. I mean, $5 a ticket vs. $9? Seriously?
Plus I got tired of dragging dad along because he has OCD and makes us late for everything!
I have zero interest in watching an eighty-year-old Indiana Jones.
Go woke, Go Broke! Burn Disney Burn!
I STILL haven't seen Crystal Skull, and I'm not watching this, either!
shareOnly part of Crystal Skull that was worth seeing was when Indy married Marion at the end.
shareThe ONLY scene of Crystal Skull I've seen to this day is a clip on YouTube where they literally nuke the fridge with Indy inside, and he survives without a scratch on him. That convinced me to never check out of the rest of the movie out of morbid curiosity...
shareNow that was funny. It seemed more cartoony than possible in any universe, and even gave birth to a variant on the "jump the shark" trope.
shareIt's like The Neverending Story III. I loved the first movie, second one was decent but not as good. I watched a Nostalgia Critic review about the third movie, and he showed a brief clip of the Rock Biter creature from the first two movies on a motorcycle, singing "Born to be Wild". That alone told me.... NOPE! DO NOT EVER SEE THIS MOVIE!
Believe me when I say this; you didn't miss a danged thing. My brother and I made the mistake of watching that trash when we were still kids, after I'd gone on a Neverending Story kick for a short while. Oh GOD that 3rd film was so bad. Nowadays people would call it a quick cash grab, or an expensive, bad fanfic.
I got an idea, though: I found a clip on youtube of just Indiana and Marion getting married. The wedding scene was only 3-5 minutes long, maybe even shorter than that, but then you get to see how the movie ended without suffering through the whole thing :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1uuLSb8cv0