Why do we let Wes Anderson get away with this crap?
The dude has made some excellent movies but ever since Grand Budapest Hotel, he has been so comfortable with sniffing his own farts and jerking off to his own hipster style. I don't think I've ever seen a mainstream studio film so self-indulgent in its own style...well, except for French Dispatch, which was also Wes Anderson! We are basically being trolled at this point. He just got all of his A-list celebrity friends, and even convinced ScarJo to get topless, for a movie about absolutely NOTHING. A movie with zero point, no purpose, all this buildup to a nonexistent climax. Yes, the movie technically looked great. But so what? His style is so one-note, so lifeless. Wow, the camera zoomed on someone with exact precision and then started moving on a dolly track! Wow, the actors are positioned perfectly in frame like we're looking at a photo! It grows so tedius so fast, especially considering that all the actors, including some living legends, give completely flat performances, and worst of all there is NO story for us to suck us in. Most of the characters are entirely pointless, like Steve Carrell. What good did his character add to the plot? I get that Andesron is probably inspired by French arthouse cinema, but something like Jacque Tati's Playtime is INFINITELY better than this shit because it has a POINT and so much deeper than just well-framed quirkiness. Freshman film students worship Wes Anderson because he knows how to frame shots but does he know how to write scripts? Not anymore, it seems.
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