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So a Zombie Apocalypse hits, what's the first thing you do?


If an actual Zombie Apocalypse hits, what are you first going to do? Let's say it hits fast so you hear about zombies taking over a major city one day and have 24 hours to get ready.....GO!




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Kill myself immediately.

Why do hypothesize an impossible condition? Zombies cannot exist.

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Of course zombies are not real - though many Americans in particular think that they, along with mermaids and guardian angels, do exist. But we can still consider that hypothetical situation.

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Of course they exist. Bob Hope said it best - they've been voting Democrat for years. :)

In all seriousness - anyone else read the John Ringo novels? Welcome to how to survive a Zammie. For those of us stuck inland - solar cells from Harbor Freight for power, barricade inside a Sam's Club after stopping at Wal-Mart for more ammo. And in worst case situation, the local military base has LOTS of extra toys. Nothing says loving like vehicular mounted mini-guns.

Or an M-1 tank.

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I will get to my two dollar shop, take all the batteries, lighters, flashlights, box tapes and hide myself.



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