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This movie is gonna suck, let’s be honest

posted 3 years ago by [deleted]
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Same Director as Homecoming and Far from Home.....Same writers as Homecoming and Far from Home.

We know exactly what kind of movie we’re getting here, so why is everyone getting so hyped? The last two films sucked big time and this looks even worse.

We’re getting a bunch of CGI, Lazy fan service instead of good storytelling, a contrived plot with corners cut at every turn, a Peter Parker who looks like a 14 year old and acts like a 9 year old, and a jumbled mess of characters that can’t possibly fit together in a cohesive manner.

[–] Kowalski (78704) 3 years ago

HONESTLY...YOU ARE CRACKED...BOTH SPIDEY FLICKS HAVE BEEN SOLID AND THIS IS LOOKING VERY GOOD TOO.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

What’s looking good about the new film? Assuming you’re not trolling like usual

[–] Kowalski (78704) 3 years ago

I DON'T TROLL...ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE SHOULD TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THEMSELVES.

HOLLAND IS AN EXCELLENT SPIDEY,DR.STRANGE IS ALSO QUITE COOL...ZENDAYA IS HOT,THE OTHER SPIDERMEN ARE COMING BACK,THE VILLAINS SOUND COOL...I ENJOY THE SERIES AND THE MCU AS A WHOLE.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Dr Strange is cool and Zendaya is hot? What are you, like 12 years old? That’s not how a grown up would talk.

Why are you typing in all caps? You’re either an odd troll or suffer from mental problems.

[–] Kowalski (78704) 3 years ago

I SUFFER FROM MENTAL PROBLEMS...BUT I'M A HELL OF A NICE GUY BESIDES THAT.

DR.STRANGE IS COOL...ZENDAYA IS HOT...I AM 40...I TALK HONESTLY AND IN CAPS.😘

[–] FilmBuff (7431) 3 years ago

He is odd, what with his all-caps approach. Or maybe he's using an Apple 2, and can only use caps? Besides that, he does have a point. Tom Holland is by far the best Spider-Man, Dr. Strange is pretty cool, and Zendaya is a beautiful woman.

[–] Goliard (1449) 3 years ago

Kowalski seems like a cool dude; not sure why the all caps thing annoys people (shrug). Stats on the Apple 2 reference!!! In order:

Tom Holland is my favorite of the 4 Spider-Men,
Dr Strange is awesome,
Zendaya is super attractive but BADLY miscast.

But this ain't the comic version of the character(s). . .NONE of the MCU is, really. You either accept that, or nerdrage. I gave up on the latter, and have been able to enjoy 90% of Marvel's output since.

[–] TandyMan (11327) 3 years ago

Not only all that OP, but the trailers at least make this look like something of a sequel to Doctor Strange as well. A movie and character I don't care for. I'm gonna get even less out of this movie than I did the first two.

[–] PaladinNJ (21762) 3 years ago

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[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Your opinion. Not mine

[–] acidraindrop (3055) 3 years ago

As a person who hated the other two movies, I welcome this fanservice-loaded, cgi-rich installment.

If the storytelling sucks, then go big. I'll enjoy No Way Home the same way I enjoyed Fast 9.