come on, you're not impressing anyone by saying that nothing at all in this movie made you laugh, there had to be at least ONE thing that got a laugh out of you.
For me, it was the cribs scene with the scarface clips on screens everywhere, the toilet one and the one in the girl's head made me LOL
THE ONLY THING THAT MADE ME LAUGH OR CRACK A SMILE IS THE KRIBS SCENE--THAT WAS FUNNY AND THE WHITE CASTLE SCENE HAHA
shareThe pirate!! That was too funny!!!!! He was hilarious!!
Loved Willy Wonka's dance moves too! The double did a great job!
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Jennifer Coolidge will steal any scene she's in, no matter how bad the movie is. Her best instance of doing so in this film was when she and the army had been frozen in the 'Click' sppof, and she muttered 'I hate these *beep* kids!' with her "frozen" lips. Hilarious. Yes...bad film, but it had some memorable moments.
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Was quite some time since I saw it now but I remember a few places where I laughed:
When that dude uses "chicken escape" or how to call it as his superpower.
The name Jack Swallows.
When that guy says "I´ve had it with these *beep* snakes on this *beep* plane" repeatedly.
There were some other places where I laughed too. But I will admit that most of it weren´t even near funny :/ The movie was well made but that doesn´t help if the jokes aren´t funny...
At the end when their all still in Neverland & old & their all PISSING in the snow & Peter says "....ahhhhh there we go, wooops, little bit of blood" it was hysterical in a kinda gross way. And then one of them says "Chuck Norris Rules!" C'mon you've gotta love that!!!
Never Fear;If Fear Thy Have In Thy Heart O Brother;Pray Banish It Forthwidth!-ALEX(C.O.)
The Chuck Norris referance was gold. I laughed.
The guy on the plane was a little funny, but the bad acting ruined it.
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Yes, it took me a second to make the "Dodgeball" connection. That caught me by surprise, probably because I'd completely given up by that point.
" Spare me... I won that tournament... *beep* Chuck Norris! "
Some of the outtakes were watchable in the credits IMO, but probably because they were unscripted. Fred Willard's improv about his mom and "her turn in the barrel" had a nice delivery.
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Cribs and "Whoa, Stifler's mom!"
Brother Maynard, bring forth the holy hand grenade!
Well when they say this movie is good for a laugh or 2, they were talking literally. Only a laugh or 2.
"Who lives here? Liberace?" That was funny.
"Sledge hammer to the nuts." That was funny to a point.
"That's actually the sewer line." Would have been funny if the twits didn't kill the joke with bad timing. Taking too long.
"You Aslo!!" Yeah yeah, I get she is parodying Narnia with "You a$$hole!" But did they even make an effort to make that funny?
Um, the bullet in the eye parody? Please, that scene from Superman Returns was far funnier.
And Wolverine extending his claws and curling them to make them appear he is giving the bird? HA, they call that funny? Now when Wolverine retracted his outer claws and leaving his middle claw from the first X-men movie, for the same effect. THAT was funny.
You know these guys are total failures in comedy when the originals are far funnier than the parody.
The whole thing with the "Oh *beep* a talking beaver!" had me LOL
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There are a few things that still makes me laugh even today. Seeing people walk out of the theater halfway through the movie and seeing this movie in the bottom 100.
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