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Thank You, you dumb Americans...


I was really looking forward to this Grindhouse film; both shown together with the fake trailers in between. We were told in this country (UK) that it'd be something not seen before over here, interviews and magazine articles talking about the double feature. I couldn't wait to go and see it.

And then what happens?!?

It gets released in USA first and people start walking out after the first film, UNAWARE there was a second film! What did you guys expect? Did anyone look at the posters?

So it gets marketed as two seperate films, just so it doesn't happen again.

Thanks to you idiots, we guys over here got two seperate films instead of the one Grindhouse we'd all been waiting over a year for.

So thank you America. For ruining a unique cinema experience for everyone else, just because you're too stupid to read the posters!

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Hey, thank the idiotic American filmmakers for making Grindhouse too. Americans are so *beep* stupid, right? And because a movie that you and I both liked didn't do well at the box office, hmmm, must mean you should start throwing out irrational generalizations, 'cause that will make everything better and it will ease the pain of not being able to plant your fat ass in a chair for 3+ hours. Why don't you invite your friends over (or if you already live with your Mom and Dad, you're all set), dim the lights, and watch both movies at once at home? Just pretend that you're in a theater, surrounded by people who don't know you, because I'm sure that's how your parents act regardless due to the shame they carry on their shoulders every day.

America didn't ruin anything for you, you dumbass. If you were smart enough you'd figure out a way to see Grindhouse yourself the way you wanted to, and if you were mature enough you wouldn't even care so much either way. You'd suck it up, and remind yourself that you've got more important things to bitch and moan about. And hey, maybe if American audiences didn't respond to the film that well, MAYBE, just MAYBE, the morons in your country wouldn't have liked it either.

I disagree with the people who criticized and failed to understand Grindhouse, but I also disagree with foreign snobs who blame Americans for their problems, especially problems as petty as whether or not Grindhouse is being shown as separate films. This movie came out in 07, get the *beep* over it.

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"I disagree with the people who criticized and failed to understand Grindhouse,"

Believe it or not, you can "understand" what they were trying to do and still think it's crap. PT and the fake trailers were good, but DP is just a horrible movie and slows the pace waaaaaaaaaay down. It just drags.

I have criticized the film, because IMO it's not good. And I understand what grindhouse is, it's not hard. I know what exploitation movies are.

The trailers for GH made it look like DP was going to be this action packed movie and it's completely not. It's mostly girls (who aren't good actors) sitting around talking.

Really, I saw GH on opening night. I couldn't wait to see DP. But it was a lousy film. That, coupled with it being so long (GH I mean) made it bomb. It had nothing to do with people "walking out" because they didn't realize there was another movie. That's nonsense that some idiot came up with to justify it bombing.

Again, as I've asked a million times, how would it affect the BO performance of GH if people left early? They already paid. The theater got their 10 bucks.

And when I saw GH, nobody left, until a good ways into DP. Then people started leaving, in droves. No joke, I've never seen so many people leave a theater during a film. I thought RR delivered, the fake trailers delivered but DP was just terrible.

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Well then just replace the word "understand" with "appreciate" in my former post and there's no problem, right?

BTW I saw Grindhouse in a packed theater as well, and nobody walked out during my showing either, in fact most of the reactions I heard later that night were positive. My main point is that there are a lot of reasons that the film didn't do well, but the "stupidity" of Americans isn't one of them.

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Even if we're to assume that people were dumb enough to walk out, it would not affect the gross receipts.......the film still only made $26 million in the U.S.

Personally I think it has more to do with the release date (which was Easter weekend, come on), and perhaps they didn't market it right.....but I don't know how big the audience was either. 'Machete' only made like $26 million too.

Americans are the ones who made this film.....if you gotta problem with the way it was released, blame the studio.

The grindhouse double features were also a uniquely American tradition, so it makes sense they'd release it in the U.S. and not overseas.

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You're welcome a$$hole.

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Realise this is such an old thread but wow. Stumbled onto it and how could I not comment?

Yeah, OP was a bit mental to criticise a countries intelligence over one film but the response? Laughable!

Half of the people were responding to being called stupid with "No, English are stupid!" Doesn't exactly do much to prove the OP wrong, does it?

To everyone who responded with 'double features are an American thing...' Well, bad news, but that's not why the UK didn't get it. The UK was one of the only countries where the double feature was planned, outside of the USA, but it was pulled due to poor performance.

So while the OP was ridiculous, I've had fun reading a good bunch of just as ridiculous responses. So now it's my turn to thank you, America, for genuinely being daft enough to take this post so seriously.

N.B. When I say "America" I only mean those idiots who took this seriously and those with the crazy responses, some of you actually seem sane...

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In Australia, it was promoted as the full GRINDHOUSE experience until that concept flopped due to the "confused" and "ignorant" American cinema-goers.


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They probably walked out because these movies suck

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You guys still go to the cinema? You know you can just download movies now and watch them in the comfort of your own home with no annoying children talking right?

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