People who find Aristocrats funny, simply aren't.

Hey Justin from the UK....kiss my unloved American ass.

I watched this movie tonight. It was interesting, but yeah not funny. I don't get why the joke is funny. I understand.. blah blah.. it's a bunch of gross stuff.. then the punchline is so simple and unexpected, but still...

I love how everyone born in the UK likes to parade their bidet'd ass like their sh-t don't smell. You insult every country but your own, which in itself is a f-cking Aristrocrat's joke in itself.

So a guy walks into a talent agent's office, and he says "Hey, I got an act for ya." He brings in the entire United Kingdom and lines the nation's people up infront of the agent's desk. He gives them all guns and brings in a group of violently dispoisitioned Muslims. The man whispers into the head Muslim's ear that the Brits just made a Muhammad joke, and the head Muslim screams that he is declaring Jihad on the entire UK. "Here's where it gets good," says the man. The Brits look at eachother in confusion whilst taking their given firearms and sticking them in their moulths. They blow their brains out and the Muslims proceed to skull *beep* the bullet wounds, hollering *beep* the queen! *beep* the queen!" After all the mess is said and done, the man reaches up the ass of one particular Brit (a *beep* troll on a movie forum by the screen name of "justin uk") and pulls out a 16 inch dildo, which he then places on the talent agent's head. "Tada!"

The agent just stares for several minutes before saying "WOW! What an act! Say, what do you call that?" The man holds his head up high and exclaims: "The United Nations!"

Well if you don't like the film then don't go see it. No body is forcing you to sit through the whole thing. Even before the twenty minute mark the joke has been told 2 or 3 times so realisticaly you should know what you're in for. The joke IS funny but only if it's told right. When Emo Phillips told it the joke sucked, but when Gilbert Gottfried told the joke it was histerical. My only problem was that it wasn't released in enough cinemas so I had to wait for the DVD before I could see it (Once it was released on DVD I rented it twice then bought it). It certainly isn't a film for the weak of heart of the closed minded ones but if you enjoy your humour risque then you should see this film. It is very funny and a nice change from the soft family comedies that do so well at the box office. THIS FILM ISN'T FOR KIDS, DON'T LET THE CHILDREN SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

"Funny" and "Humor" are relative, and vary from person to person. It's one thing to critique a film and say that the editting sucked, or that the acting was done poorly, or even that it lacks any plot what-so-ever. But it is quite another to say that something isn't funny, or that "anyone with a sense of humour" should avoid it. You would have been wiser to say, "Anyone with MY sense of humor should avoide it."

Also, I didn't know that everybody hates Americans. I'm curious were you gathered your statistics.

the joke may not be funny, because there is no joke, its an identikit joke for comedians to fill in their own filthy material, and 3 times in this film i laughed unbelievably hard, because the particular comedians were telling it fantastically, the others were either not funny or simply amusing, but the film is worth seeing for the laughs that you end up with. i particularly like the *click* of the fingers and movement of the arm when one of them said the punchline, genius,

Waaaaah!

Well I just saw this film and I loved it. I can understand why people wouldn't like it. Obviously some will be offended by tghe content of the joke, but those are the type of people I just don't pay any attention to.

The second group who wouldn't like it are those who just don't like absurdist humor. In the conventional sense The Aristocrats is not a joke. But the pure absurdity of the punch line makes it funny. It is totally unexpected. Personally I love absurdism, especially in jokes. Take this joke, one of my favourites: A man walks into a bar with fish-sticks on his head. The bar-tender says, "why do you have fish-sticks on your head", and the man says "I'm the Captain of a submarine." Not funny, right, but in the same way as The Aristocrats the puchline seems to have something to do with the joke and leaves the listener baffeled. Now that is my kind of joke.

Beyond that the joke is an excellent preformers joke, showcasing skills in storytelling and improve. What I love about the middle of the the middle is trying to make the joke as disgusting and offensive as possible. I've always enjoyed offending people, and this joke has great opprtunities. I don't know if anyone else caught this, but at one point one of the comedians say, "and the pope was in the corner" or something like that. I just love that kind of thing.

So is this movie for everone? No, ofcourse not. But if you have the right sense of humor, not the best sense of humor, just the right style for this movie, then you will love it.