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Funniest line?

posted 16 years ago by epitaph_6
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"The big guys gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner!"
-Jay

ah funniest line in any movie.

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[–] LieutenantJustin07 15 years ago

Randall (about the wheelchair guy): oh *beep* him trying to get me into sympathies cause he's all gimped out what kind of mind *beep* is that *beep*

And the deleted scene when randall is talking about how dante cumming on the toilet seat could make dante's mom pregnant LMFAO

I've got a girlfriend punch that out of me bitches

Dudley - Wild Hogs

[–] andy-todd-1 15 years ago

Many funny lines!
But I literally fell off the sofa when Jay & Silent Bob were shown as smiley be-bopping bubble gummers, with pigtails no less, during the ABC song.

[–] petethepikey 14 years ago

any Randall line, but especially the "sex nuts and retard strong" bit... nearly crying with laughter just thinking about Jeff Andersons delivery.
epic.

my freinds know i'm always there...
my enemies wont know i'm there till its too late.

[–] 14 years ago

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[–] Stang5150 14 years ago

When Emma walks up to the restaurant and Jay and Silent Bob are standing next to the rather large spray-painted "statement" that Randall put on the side of the bulding. Jay looks at it and turns to Emma. "Oh we totally do."

[–] alienjesus 14 years ago

"and even ****ing Ann Frank could see..."

kills me.

also, the whole exchange about the crippled kid on the internet he taunts. ("crippy boy")

A black pool opened up at my feet. I dived in. It had no bottom.

[–] Michael_Essien 14 years ago

Anne Frank
Porch Monkey
sex nuts and retard strong

[–] petethepikey 14 years ago

The song is "Welcome Home" by King Diamond..... That and another K.D. song "Invisible Guests" are what Jay and Randall start taunting Elias with over the P.A. system..... Absolute perfection from all 3 actors.

my freinds know I'm always there...
my enemies won't know I'm there till its too late.

[–] laserdiscforlife 14 years ago

"Chicks dig Lord of the Rings"

"Yeah, D and D playing ones that I wouldn't fvck with the touch of gondor"

"Oh, you're SO gross!"

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[–] IggyStooge 14 years ago

"I miss my donkey...."

[–] TwiistedJoker 14 years ago

"Is that a *beep* BIBLE?"
"DUDE. It's the HOLY *beep* Bible."

[–] jurucina 14 years ago

Randal : Oh, what the *beep* happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fu.ng morons.

[–] galdau88 14 years ago

Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and sh!t. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and sh!t. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfu**er to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and *beep* it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy *beep* a Martian once."