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Funniest line?

posted 16 years ago by epitaph_6
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"The big guys gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner!"
-Jay

ah funniest line in any movie.

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[–] ShrunkenHeadonKnightBus 13 years ago

"You swung at me!"
"YOU DUCKED?!?"
"...because you swung at me!"

Hey little train! We are all jumping on
The train that goes to the Kingdom

[–] CarrieSpicoli 13 years ago

I always loved the entire Lord of the Rings part because that's how I have always percieved the movie; a bunch of guys walking all dramatically.

but other than that. Everything Elias said. He was gold. And Randall too, of course.

I'm Tom Hanks and I want you in my bed.

[–] Akimbo_Slice 13 years ago

"Me and Silent Bob were crusin around...****in Middletown cop pulls us over for suspicion of mischief"

"What the hell's that mean?"

"We were driving around with a deployed airbag"

love that line lol

[–] jimmi92 12 years ago

''HEY, Fagg*t they're not gay, they're Hobbits!''

When the black Husband and Wife are in Mooby's and towards the end of the scene the black guy says;

''Baby you can't taste Racism.''

HAHA!!

[–] spartapd 12 years ago

Gotta say it's a toss up:

"What good are you, ya mute fuqk?"
"You know what that hurts. What have you ever added to the fuqking proceedings. You got like one answer for everything."

&

Someone mentioned it before but I had to add it as well,

"There he goes. Homeboy fuqked a Martian once!" (The look on Smith's face after Mewes says that is PRICELESS!)

“Quando dio, ole castigarci ci manda, quello che desideriamo.”

[–] ApocalypticMind 12 years ago

"Wow. that guy's being awfully forward with that donkey"
-Jay
actually all of the donkey show was funny.

[–] jslavik 12 years ago

Way too many classic lines to list, but here are a couple of my favorites...

When the guy is doing the donkey and the police and fire dept pull-up and he says, I gotta finish... Haha. Also gotta love when he spits in his hand ha.

Also when Jay says something about maybe becoming an astronaut, discovering some alien life form, and f;@?&ing it haha.

Great movie. Brilliant writing.

[–] Arnold_Schwarzenegger_FTW 12 years ago

"Yo Pickle *beep* gave us free eats!"

I'll Be Back

[–] icaptainchaos 11 years ago

Randall vs Elias

Just Elias's reaction when Randall says "have you ever seen a chick with a mouthful of donkey spunk?"

[–] carantula2010 11 years ago

From the black couple:

"They need to hire some mexicans, they put a roof up in 30 minutes"

[–] stillbwell 10 years ago

When Jay climbs in the window, singing Grandma what was it like, to be in that holiday site.

[–] home0006 10 years ago

The Pillow Pants conversation.

[–] the_badman_xxx 9 years ago

"Hey *beep* we call it "Inter-species Erotica"
"Intriguing..."