man, what a dumb movie, but this thread just made my night. i read all 180 posts! here are a few more:
- when you are trying to hide the fact that you are a lawyer, tell your mark that you went to law school.
- kill the star witness on the day you are going to be executed, because that automatically overturns your conviction.
- in 88 minutes you can create a copycat defense AND frame the star witness AND kill the star witness (and lots of other people).
- once you get to be a professor, you can call into MSNBC any time they want, and get warrants, and order the FBI around.
- when you get a death threat, suspect all your students who have been very supportive of you. because when someone wants to kill you, they tell you from 20 feet away, surrounded by dozens of other people.
- when your remote starter doesn't work on the very first push from 50 feet away, suspect a bomb.
- if your boss gives you a top-secret security code for everything he holds near and dear, including the audio tape of his sister's/daughter's murder, write the code on a sheet of paper and keep it on your desk.
- if you get a mysterious audio tape while you are being hunted down and simultaneously framed, don't play it. same for video.
- remind a person how much time they have left, because in 88 minutes it's so easy to lose track of when 11:45 is.
- in fact risk identification by writing on his overheads in full view of everyone, just to remind him again
- the day someone is trying to kill you is always the day you get a new doorman.
- it's easy for a girl with two hostages to scale to the top of a 150' atrium and hang a pulley.
- the innocent ex-boyfriend will somehow always manage to be in every scene that could implicate him.
- when you want someone dead, you should kill the ex-boyfriend who is about to kill him, and then try (unsuccessfully) to kill him yourself.
- its easy to get into elite schools with an alias - no one ever checks those things.
- when trying to implicate/taunt another person, use your catchphrase every 3 minutes.
- create that catchphrase 9 years earlier when it makes no sense.
- a person whose sister was brutally murdered is giddy on the day of the execution, and brings cookies to everyone involved.
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