Twenty Years Of TA:WP

I saw it at the theater when it came out.

I only just recently discovered that Thunderbirds show. Thats a solid two decades of not getting the bit.

A classic. It never got the recognition it deserved.

watched it twice in the theater and still consider it the best American comedy to be released within the past 20 years.

And if this speech doesn't define the next 20 years of America i'm not sure what does.


We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.