Funniest Line


To me the funniest line is when Tom is hiding in the basement with the survivalist who tells him "This isn't as much a war as like men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots".

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Just laughed til I hurt when the little girl asks Tom to sing her a lullaby and he doesn't know one and starts singing something like, "You want this money, then you gotta be bad bitch." The distressed look on the little girl's face made laugh til I thought I couldn't breathe! So funny!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.

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After getting hit by the football, "Sorry. Are you ok?"
"It's ok. My throat cushioned the blow."

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Shaq: Dr. Phil? What the hell's going on?
Dr. Phil: I don't know. I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and suddenly, I woke up here.
Shaq: Man, those kids are gonna be pissed.

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Pee pee, vagina.

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Detroit before and after the attack that is priceless.

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