Funniest Line
To me the funniest line is when Tom is hiding in the basement with the survivalist who tells him "This isn't as much a war as like men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots".
shareTo me the funniest line is when Tom is hiding in the basement with the survivalist who tells him "This isn't as much a war as like men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots".
shareI liked this one:
Cindy Campbell: Last night I saw a face.
Tom Ryan: Did it have a nose?
Cindy Campbell: Well... yeah.
Tom Ryan: That does sound like a face.
The nose line was by far the best. It caught me so off-guard, and it wasn't based on slapstick or crude sexual humor like a lot of the jokes. Brilliant.
shareCindy Campbell: Last night I saw a face.
Tom Ryan: Did it have a nose?
Cindy Campbell: Well... yeah.
Tom Ryan: That does sound like a face.
The funniest to me was definately....
Cindy:I saw a face last night.
Tom:Did it have a nose?
Cindy:Well ya.
Tom:That does sound like a face.
Gets me every time...hahahahaha
"Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs."--John McClane
when Tom and Cindy are talking and they say they have a lot in common and cindy says we are even finishing each-others.. (expecting him to say sentinces, but he says dinner LOL
sorry about spelling :(
This really isn't a specific line, but it's when Cindy is washing the old woman, and she's not paying attention, and she's washing her face with the old lady's own urine.
The face and sounds the old woman makes just cracks me UP!
Also, the part where the Michael Jackson-like guy is like, "I'll keep you safe, won't I kids?" and all of the little boys are like, "NO! D="
Life isn't about waiting out the storm, but learning to dance in the rain.
C. J.: Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.
And the nose quote!
When Cindy goes to the house and sees that dead boy and starts talking to him in Japenese
" Your Japenese is awful. It dishonors my ears." lol
Or, "Hey man what you doin?"
"Relax man I'm just reaching for some nuts."
Cindy: Hello...Harro?
Hibachi, Benihana, Teriyaki.
KId: Nagasaki, Okinawa, Hokkaido, Yokohama.
Cindy: Karate, Judo, Sumo, Samurai.
Kid :NIssan, Honda, Mitsubishi, Subaru.
Cindy:Harakiri (she actually says "Harikari"), Tsunami, Kamikaze, Banzai.
KId :Yamaha, Nikon (kid mispronounces this), Casio, Aiwa.
Minolta, Hitachi, Seiko, Toshiba.
Cindy:Budah, Shitagi, Kimono.
Kid :Tempura, Sushi, Sashimiiiii....
Cindy:FUJITSU!!
I didn't expect 'shitagi' on the list.
This is my favorite part of the whole damn movie:
Cindy's Husband: [Flashback] Get out the way, bitch!
Cindy Campbell: Don't call me no bitch! You ain't *beep*
Cindy's Husband: Shut yo ass up, snow ho!
[Cindy throws glass bottle]
When Cindy is in that purple jumpsuit, ghetto-booty, long braided hair with beads in it, holding a bottle of vodka........I about peed myself! I had to replay that scene over and over again, and I had good belly laughs every time!
Priceless!!
:)