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Funniest Line

posted 17 years ago by cuffdaddy
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To me the funniest line is when Tom is hiding in the basement with the survivalist who tells him "This isn't as much a war as like men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots".

[–] Jerique 15 years ago

The "men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots", the "nose" dialogue, "dinner", "missing/turnup" convo, the "no time to explain/alien attack" line, "wanna eat some penis", "1,2,3,4 dialogue", "build a robot out of chocolate" lines are all ROFL.

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[–] MJforever16 15 years ago

"Bad Bar Fight, 97'"

hahaahah goodtimes

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[–] Fiercelyred 14 years ago

Hadn't expected it with this movie, but I did lol at certain parts. They so nailed Bush (movie came out in 2006 after all) with the scenes in the school, his speech at the "an" (ie, UN), and specifically this line as he walks out of the preschool, still all worried about the duck: "Help me remember to sign that abortion bill tomorrow." Zing!!

[–] thered_be_no_balloon 14 years ago

ROBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There IS NO CAROL in HR!

[–] tobeyntucker 14 years ago

When Jig saw is between his twin and the girl... " Oh this is *beep* ! " I was in tears.

Everything Chris Elliot did and ya,.,. " Did it have a nose.. sounds like a face."

[–] miaj28 14 years ago

I laughed the hardest during the scene where Tom tried to unlock the door but the guy kept opening it at the same time. So brilliant because it happens in real life all the time.

[–] raulfaust 14 years ago

The blind girl at church, detroit before/after the invasion, the jigsaw's baby... the outfit part was quite funny also lmao

[–] murasakiotto 14 years ago

Grandma and other survivors are just walking exhausted and injured after the tripod attacks, but Mahalik thinks his grandma was turned into a zombie. "The zombies got my grandma!!!" After beating and throwing grandma in the sewer, "That woman raised me from birth!"

[–] jawsfan007 14 years ago

MY FAVORITE

DURING THE BROKEBACK MOTAUIN SCENE.

ANTHONY ANDERSON SNIFFS KEVIN HART:

BLACK COD!!!!!!

[–] HellFurby 14 years ago

"Sing me a song, Daddy..."

*tears up* "...She's a bad biiiiiiich..."

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[–] sxymommacitaprincess_227 14 years ago

I gotta say my favorite lines is:

Mj: Little girl are you alone?
MJ: You need to come with me. I'll keep ya safe. Right kids?
Kids: NO!
MJ: Do you have a little brother?

MJ: Don't go! I got a ferris wheel and a chimp and a big soft bed we can all get in.

[–] halcyon93 14 years ago

Brenda: "Is it too late for me to try this on?!"

[–] MCall84 13 years ago

Agreed. It makes me think of how absurdly bizarre Tim Robbins character from War of the Worlds is(which Michael Madsen is obviously spoofing and does an excellent job of)

[–] galahadfairlight 12 years ago

"Well, at least I still have my name"
"You don't, I saw a judge this morning, your new name is Horace P. McTitties."

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