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Favorite Moments from a sorely missed show

posted 21 years ago by JoeyJoeJoeJr
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Up here in the Great White North it runs on Teletoon half the week, and i've downloaded all but the Snowflake Day episode. I got to thinking, what are everyone's 5 favorite moments/gags from the show?
Mine would have to be:

5) The tragic death of beloved Ponce. "Two peas in a pod"

4) I dunno why I like it so much, but "John Dark"s description of Joan of Arc in the locker room.

3) Scangrade. Everything he says and does.

2) the "Say WHAAAAT?!" scene.

1) Any and all exchanges between Scudworth and Mr.B. Genuinely hilarious stuff that makes me laugh every time.

Thoughts?

[–] itsmejess_ 21 years ago

HAHAHA!

I love.....

1)Tom Greens Speech (look at my muscle)

2)The whole Raisin Episode

3)Scudworth "I will be able to see and hear everything they taste and smell" and "Was I doing...dishes?"

4)"I'm a Kennedy, I'm not accustomed to tragedy..." and "Your a g..g..g DEAD GUY!!"....."ooooooo your a genie! For my first wish I want my dead friend back!....(gasp!) PONCE!!"

5)"Whys he looking at that pie all funny.....OH NO HE DIDN't HAHAHAHAH YOu fool!"

And so on ;)lol

[–] wolfy_the_black 21 years ago

OMG! How could I forget!

JFK: Hey! I'm trying to nail Catherine the Great here! Or should I say Catherine the So-So!

Tom Green: "Hey my book! lookatthebook, lookatthebook, seethebook, seethebook, lickthebook lickthebook lickthebook...(throws it out the window) Yeah I didn't read it either." "I guess what I'm trying to say here is..plastic bag plastic bag plastic bag!"

The whole Ghandi has ADD song! Don't tell Paul Revere!

[–] adogg90 21 years ago

There are two

When Ghandi does "G-spot to the G-Spot. G-Spot to the G-Spot. Whats my name?" "G-SPOT!"

and

When Ghandi and Abe kissed. Perfect timing.

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[–] bucketheadrawks 21 years ago

Hahaha, I loved every part of every show.

One that stands out right now though, is...

From the Snowflake Day episode...

Abe - "...I'm gonna go get some bite-sized weiners now....BITE SIZED WEINERS!...oooh gah, who put razor blades in these! Why does my mouth keep getting cut up WHY!!!"

and heheheh

Abe - "Oh Pancho, finally we will meet!"

The saddest thing to ever happen to me is learning that this show will only ever have one season!

(As an aside, I heard rumours that the show was cancelled because of protests from East Indians who were offended by the portrayal of Ghandi on the show, is this true???)

[–] emily_16 21 years ago

Don't know if the Gandhi thing is true...but I know that East Indians were protesting at first.
Best moments:
-When Gandhi turns purple and fat from all the power sludge, and also when he asked the execs a question and they shoot him a free t-shirt. "That totally answers my question!
-the Knork
-Ponce's death. Kinda gruesome, yet hilarious.
-anytime Joan tries to tell Abe the way she feels.
"Abe I want you"
"Want me to what? Forget what you were gonna say? Happens to me all the time"
-The makeover song!
-Gandhi: "Say whaaaaaatttt?"
-Gandhi's rapping career
-Gandhi's prison buddies
-STAMOS!
-The Pusher: "Step into my 'office'"
(jfk and the pusher go into an office)
-when Gandhi was watching American Pie: "No he didn't!"
-Abe's giraffe film
-Geshie eating that deer's head off! My little brother practically fell off his chair. I probably shouldn't expose him to such violence, but what can you do?
-Anytime Dinger is said.
-the conga line
-"Joan, have you ever been so attracted to someone that you're afraid you'll blurt out something stupid?
"I have a rash on my back."
-Joan's wazzup tattoo
-"So, religion's for fools eh? Fools and LIBERALS!"
-EVERY OTHER MOMENT ON THE SHOW!!!!!
I MISS CLONE HIGH.
:(

Emily D R

[–] funnyscottishwords 21 years ago

1-- "Did ya hear, did ya hear? Ghandi has ADD! Ghandi has ADD! A disease with intials, thats the worse kind! Don't tell Paul Revere.. don't tell Paul Revere.. DON'T TELL PAUL REVEEEERE--" "TOOOOOOO LATE!!!! Herfrumf, Herfrumf, herfrumf, herfrumf, herfrumt, Ghandi has ADD! GHANDI HAS ADD! You get from toliet seats! Use the protective sheets!" I sing that all the time just randomly. Its great
2-- Everything Tom Green said in the ADD episode, "Yeah I didn't read it either" "Thats not cool, anyone for coffee? Coffee, anyone?"
3-- Ghandi and Abe's kiss in the ADD episode. Oh, you know what? Just EVERYTHING in the ADD episode
4-- Scudworth's lines.. "When life gives you lemons.. you clone those lemons.. and make.. SUPER lemons" "For who has more power then a High School principal?"
"And if theres one thing I learned its that money NEVER RUNS OUT!" "Unacceptable?? Did you see the pool? THEY FLIPPED THE B!TCH!"
5-- "Saaaaaay.. whaaaaaaat?"

Others:
-- "If he gets me fired.. I'm gonna kill his DOG."
-- "Sooo..... religions for fools, eh? Fools and LIBERALS!"
-- "That TOTALLY answered my question!"

-Kaila-
"The brain stays in the head! The brain stays in the head!" - Merton

[–] bucketheadrawks 21 years ago

I'm attempting to burn the entire season onto DVD.

That is if I can't find it to buy!

[–] miss_beelzy 21 years ago

Ebay. I've seen it. Generally for around $20US including a lovely case and stylized cover.

[–] miss_beelzy 21 years ago

One song to me says it all:

"Makeover makeover, makeover makeover, makeover makeover, make-o-ver!"

[–] xandrique 21 years ago

5. "oh Wesley... you have A.D.D" (or just Mr. B calling everyone wesley)

4. If life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make SUPER LEMONS! - scudworth.

3. "oh my god, this isn't a kid in a costume, it's a living thing! aaah! oh my god, he was genetically engineered with a zipper! aaah! oh my god, who's driving the van?! aaaah!!" - ghandi on that crazy mascot

2. "oh my god! I was just in a coffin with a dead guy!"

1. "hahahaha! Nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys! *car accident*"

[–] Rett_Mikhal 21 years ago

Scudworth: "If there's anything I've learned from watching the first 2/3 of the Behind the Music special on MC Hammer, it's that the money never runs out!"

JFK: "Oh no! I killed Mario! WHY DOES EVERYONE AROUND ME DIE?!"

Scudworth: "Did you see what they did to the pool?! THEY FLIPPED THE BITCH!"

Scudworth: "Damnit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like FOREVER!!"

Anything with Scudworth.

Joan: "I need volunteers for the Teen Crisis Hotline." (Everyone leaves.) (Ghandi is about to jump out of the window.)
Abe: "Dude that's a three story drop!"
Ghandi: "I DON'T CARE I'M GOING FOR IT!" (Jumps out.)
Ghandi: "OH MY GOD I CAN SEE MY BONE!!"

Joan: "Maybe Maybe you never noticed a- friend? Like someone-"
Abe: "NOPE! Cleo! Only Cleo..." (The look on his face is so great.)

And every song in the Raisin episode, but I've watched The Pusher's an untold amount of times. And Scudworth is great with his fence and lightning-whip. Truely inspiring episode.

[–] Night_Of_The_Cow 21 years ago

I think everyone's forgeting:
"Last year, Abe said he was 16. This year, he says he's 17. Which is it, Abe? Also, Abe never went on record saying he ate babies. But he never went on record saying he *didn't* eat babies. Maybe that's because he's too busy...eating babies!?!"

Toni

~I'm Canadian actually. It's like an American, but without a gun~

[–] ccg_69 21 years ago

Shadowy Government Figure: Damn you Scudworth! You guessed my one weakness; a fast tight conga line! Ooh! I better get some punch before it starts!

[–] ccg_69 21 years ago

The Pusher's song was pretty good too;

I’m the Pusher! The Pusher!
I push raisins on kids, and kids think it’s cool,
‘cause they’re told not to do it by their parents and school.
I’m the Pusher! I’m the Pusher!
I become alluring with bans and boycotts.
First they’ll smoke raisins, then they’ll shoot up apricots.
I know you can’t resist me!
Do you want to smoke some fruit?
Check out my sweet-ass matching pantsuit.
I’m bad-ass, low-class the Pusher!
I’m the booty-lickin’, taco-stickin’ Pusher!
Kids think that drugs are cool,
that is why I rule.
I provoke simple folk so they’ll smoke.
Have a toke, get your foot off my cloak.

Joan: Oops, sorry!

I’m the sky-high, have-a-try Pusher!
I’m the smoke-screen, have-a-dream Pusher!
I’m the booty-pokin, raisin smokin’ Pusher!
And in summary…. I’m the Pusher.

[–] ccg_69 21 years ago

JFK to Joan of Arc: Are uh you drunk enough to sleep with me?

[Joan spin kicks JFK in the face]

JFK: Answer the question!

[–] greatjedisalsa 21 years ago

My five:

5. Religion's for fools eh? Fools and liberals!

4. "All of the tape has been destroyed. Except for Joan's, which was miraculously blown up and will now be seen in wide screen."

3. Vege-Mite Dragons are kewl.

2. Black and Tan

1. "You're speaking at a normal indoor level." "So I am!"

"It's my right as a man to be a woman"
-Eric Idle, Monty Python and the Life of Brian

[–] crocetti1984 19 years ago

"Everybody! My 8-inch Abe wants to talk to you! He's in my pants! Come on out back and I'll show him to you!"

[–] QuentinSmithRodriguez 19 years ago

"My abs are so hard, you can grade CHEESE on em." ---JFK

[–] MisterAngelFace 19 years ago

"Well lest see who this crazy mascot really is * Ghandi unzippers it and shows organs* wait a minute, this isnt a mascot. This is a living thing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." then the animal begins to eat rtrees and bit the heads off birds, God d amnit I miss this show....

[–] thepartyoftea 19 years ago

1) Scudworth's rant about the PTA: "A group that commands this many fonts and uses this many exclaimination points must be extremely powerful!"

2) Anything the narrator says, sooo funny.

3) The Number 4's line in episode 2: . Ghandi: "Numbers don't lie." Number 4: "I'm the number five!"

4) Makeover!

5) Abe: "Joan! Wait! You forgot your sexy vampire teeth!" *click - click - click*

So funny, I'm glad I bough the DVD!

[–] mdriver1005 19 years ago

WHOS DRIVING THE VAN???

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[–] noypi2 19 years ago

The Makeover episode, whn it's cleo's time to give joan a make over and Cleo's like "Are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
(SAME TIME)|---"MAKEOVER!"
|---"SUICIDE!"

[–] TheEtherWalk 19 years ago

"I agree with the dandy!"

"Joanie, I thought you were dead. I shot you for biting me so much."