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Favorite Moments from a sorely missed show

posted 21 years ago by JoeyJoeJoeJr
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Up here in the Great White North it runs on Teletoon half the week, and i've downloaded all but the Snowflake Day episode. I got to thinking, what are everyone's 5 favorite moments/gags from the show?
Mine would have to be:

5) The tragic death of beloved Ponce. "Two peas in a pod"

4) I dunno why I like it so much, but "John Dark"s description of Joan of Arc in the locker room.

3) Scangrade. Everything he says and does.

2) the "Say WHAAAAT?!" scene.

1) Any and all exchanges between Scudworth and Mr.B. Genuinely hilarious stuff that makes me laugh every time.

Thoughts?

[–] summertheseason1 19 years ago

The smear ads.

"Last year he said he was 15; this year he claims to be 16. Which is it, Abe?"

Abe eats babies!

[–] fluffmaster_flex 19 years ago

"you know what hurts most, joan?...that nail I just stepped on, but it's the metaphoric nail in the other foot that hurts second worst." he then tries to storm off, but just walks off the dock.

"Single tear...nice"

"Do you..err uh...wanna go for a swim in my pool? and by pool i mean bathtub and by swim I mean...SEX!!!"

[–] spicyqueen1 19 years ago

What is that you saaaaay? George Washington Carver

If there's one thing Mahatma Gandhi stand for, its revenge. Gandhi

Allow me to dry you off... with my pants!JFK

And you know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on. But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most, and it's from you back stabbing me. So instead of the nail metaphor, I should have used a stabbing metaphor, but it's too late for that now, isn't it? Abe

[–] schminkie 19 years ago

all awesome.

damn, i really miss this show.

You may not know this... but I'm kind of a big deal.

[–] Hooverman316 19 years ago

5. JFK teaching Ghandi to be "GFK"

4. The Honarary Snowflake Day Non-Exclusive Cabbage Patch (A GELLI A GELLI UHH UHH UH UH UHH!!)

3. Jack BLack singing "The Pusher" song

2. The subliminal messages in the Rock Opera episode

1. The Tom Green Monlogue in the ADD episode

I'M AN ALBATROSS!!! I'M AN ALBATROSS!!!!

WHO LIKES CHEESE?

[–] schminkie 19 years ago

-that one episode (the second one I think) that blue stuff was made of pancake batter and blue house paint

-when everyone is tripping on rasins and run around dressed like hippies

-"try and catch me bitch!" and "you've got crabs, ass-face"

You may not know this... but I'm kind of a big deal.

[–] Dagger33 19 years ago

Just watched every episode on YouTube and was greatly amused. Some of my favorites:

1. JFK with the model sentence on how to speak Kennedy-esque.
2. "Who's driving the van?!?!?" whereupon it stops at a light and makes a turn.
3. "Now Mario's dead! I keep killing everyone! Why couldn't Ponce have three lives like Mario?"
4. "We eat our mistakes!"
5. The GESH cheer.
6. Toots: "I'm going to go catch a double feature at the silent movie theater."
7. "Is Abe Lincoln a baby-eater? He's never said he isn't. Maybe he's too busy EATING BABIES!"
8. The entire raisin episode. "KNOCK IT OFF MOON! I'M COMING UP THERE!"

[–] ThirdUncle17 17 years ago

I'm so happy tat someone finally mentioned GFK! ' I want a party platter!'

That's deffinately one of my favorites.

I'd never be able to make a definitive Top 5 list, but there are some clear favorites...

-GFK

-" but it's cold and flu season"

-'That totally answered my question!'

-the Knork

- Most of everything in the 'Litter Kills: Litterally' episode

- "...a very special Clone High..."

- ' he's just making empty promises and detailing his workout routine...'

- I want you abe!
"....you want me to what?"

-MAKEOVER!

-' Calls everyone Wesley, don't know why'

- ' I saw him recently, he's a genie now'

-' Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!'

- Abe: You have salt AND pepper
Cleo; It's only the best with me abe
G-spot: Hey, is that pepper?

- 'bring the beards'

-' They flipped the bitch!'

-' Why, it's no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing'

- the floating joan heads'

- the fetal horse ' Will you go to prom with Nostrodamus?'

- Or should I say, Catherine the so-so?

- 'It Takes a Hero'

-' Why so smug pretty pants?'

-' Hey you, wee fella, yard stick, half pint, junior mint, snack pack, BROWN LEPRACHAUN!'

[–] norapoleon 19 years ago

5. JFK crushing on 'John Dark' and questioning his, er, uh, sexuality. And Cleo in that episode: "I almost made out with Joan? *thinks* Hot!"
4.Ghandi's drug trip. Make that just Ghandi.
3. "Or should I say, Catherine the So-so?"
2. Joan Of Arc calling the homeless lady out on being Mandy Moore--
"You'd be suprised how many abs machines get thrown away."
1. Three words: Ashley Parker Angel. How dated is that?

[–] evilgrinlord 19 years ago

During the movie episode, after Joan's weird, artsy, bizarre movie, everyone is looking really confused, and the clone of Sigmund Freud stands up and shouts "You love Abe! It's SO obvious." It was just so funny.

Plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag!

[–] ibillabong 19 years ago

HOW CAN I NOT ADD TO THIS LIST?!?

Favorites:

5. "I like my humping like I like my martinis.... DRY!"

4. "I guess I'll go to the Prom with you, even if you did give me a half-assed PROMPOSAL!" (The tigers are eating the whale that was peddling a unicycle...)

3. "Ahhh...You call Professor Angel by his first name!??"

2. "A Knork?? A KNORK?!!" "I got it at the sharper image" "LIES!!!!!!"

1. "and if Mahatma Ghandi stands for anything.. IT'S REVENGE!! AGHHH!!!!"...
...just kidding. my real favorite is this:
"Ponce, why do you have to be dead?.. why won't you wake up?? Wake up or I'll sock you one!!!... I'm going to get in here and sleep with you... AHHHHH I WAS IN THE COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY!! AGHHHH!!!"

and seriously... every episode they ever made is just brilliant. the best show there ever was and ever will be!!!

[–] lovehorses 19 years ago

My favorite part is when Abe is talking about Cleo and he says
"She was the first girl to ever give me...feelings"
I dunno why, i just cracked up on that. I was wacthing it with my boyfriend at the time and his mom did not like sexual talk or anything so we had to keep the show down, and when Abe started saying that I frantically hit for the mute button, and then when he said "feelings" I just cracked up while by ex just looked at me like I was totally crazy. I guess I just have a really dirty mind.

[–] Room_On_Fire 19 years ago

Actually, JFK said, "But she was the first who ever gave me... you know... feelings." What's the worst they'd say? You really think they'd say "she was the first girl to ever give me a blow job" or something on an animated MTV show?

[–] sinatrachairman 19 years ago

"Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!"

"Say WAAAAAAT?"

"Am I...dying" (tear)

Everything said by the Extreme Blue guy in the huddle
"I have no self esteem"
"My kids won't look me in the eye anymore!"

The food pyramid song, of course

"I forgot my dance skins"

But the best moment on the show was one that took a second to fully get...

When Joan is done talking to Jesus and as she walks away he get his hand with the nail gun "Watch out for that nail gun Jesus!" Priceless!!

[–] funkymonkeydude_6 19 years ago

My name is Abe and I will be running for Student Body President (long pause) I LOVE YOU JFK!!!

haha that is so hilarious it cracks me up everytime.

[–] Duncman17 19 years ago

"So... religion's for fools... fools and liberals!"

"Perhaps the Olive Garden! It's like eating in the kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
Damnit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like FOREVER!!"

"Life is about making choices Gandi, MULTIPLE-choices..."

"Abe, I like my humping like I like my martini's.... drrrrryyyyyy"

"Was I doing dishes...?
A clone high school?! oh-ho-ho what a cute idea!!"

"Bacon for Scudworths?? heh-why I'm a Scudworth!"

Anything Scudworth says.

[–] sparklyeyedgal 19 years ago

Ghandi: There's a part for the peanut.
Peanut: Weeeeeeee're listening. Ha ha ha haaa.

Peanut: She kissed me right here on me left nut.

Ghandi: Oh my God! This isn't a kid in a costume, it's a living thing!
Ghandi and Genghis: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ghandi: Oh my God! It was genetically engineered with a zipper!
Ghandi and Genghis: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ghandi:Oh my God! Who's driving the van?
Ghandi and Genghis: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

JFK: Let me dry you off. With my PANTS!

Honestly, there are too many good quotes from this show to write them all.

"I never use my tongue. It's just for stamps and emergencies." The Immortal Jeff Murdoch

[–] polarcola 18 years ago

Anything that Toots says is hilarious. Oh and the "Makeover, makeover, makeover" montages and the song...LMAO!

[–] doddhatesyou 18 years ago

all i have to say is:

...FORGOT TO WASH MY HANDS

[–] Aamot 18 years ago

Gandhi smoking his first raisin. "All right! I'm accepted!" and his pupils grow huge, and shatter, and he jumps out the window, hahah!

[–] doddhatesyou 18 years ago

Also in that episode when Abe and Cleo are on the roof looking at the moon, and JFK drives up the side of the building on his van. The toot toot his horn makes was just perfect.

[–] BigBear_IronTuff 17 years ago

OK I know this is more than five, but there’s just too many!! Here are my faves, in no particular order…

Gandhi: That looks so good. What's in it?
Tyler: Good question! Have a T-shirt!
Gandhi: That totally answers my question!

Scudworth: Dammit! I haven’t been to the Olive Garden in, like, FOREVER!! (I say this all the time now)

Scudworth’s rant about how he’s a mess and very disorganized and how he always forgets his submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home.

Scudworth: Everyone knows skunks love free bacon.

OH MY GOD, WHO’S DRIVING THE VAN?!?!?!?!?! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

JFK recording his annual fourth of July and Snowflake Day albums.

Scudworth: Stop getting all up in my business, Mr. B. Why, I watched the first 2/3s of the MC Hammer Behind the Music, and if there’s one thing I learned about money, is that it never runs out!

The exchange between Geldemore (the humkeycorn) and Gandhi after it turns into a princess and she’s saying she’s gonna thrice lay him, but he doesn’t want to. When she’s all like “well we can have coffee first, it doesn’t have to be a big deal” and at the end she says, as Gandhi is walking out, “I’m listed in Santa Monica.”

TRY THE CHURROS!!!!!

When Cleo is hitting on “John Dark” and she pours milk all over herself and says in a very sexy way “Mmmmm milk” hahahahaha I find that hysterical!

“when you eat your sweets, make sure you try to limit your servings…or you’ll DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (my stomach hurt so much cuz I was laughing so hard with this one)

"If you really loved something, wouldn't a little bit of it linger?"
-Susan Orlean, Adaptation.