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Favorite Moments from a sorely missed show

posted 21 years ago by JoeyJoeJoeJr
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Up here in the Great White North it runs on Teletoon half the week, and i've downloaded all but the Snowflake Day episode. I got to thinking, what are everyone's 5 favorite moments/gags from the show?
Mine would have to be:

5) The tragic death of beloved Ponce. "Two peas in a pod"

4) I dunno why I like it so much, but "John Dark"s description of Joan of Arc in the locker room.

3) Scangrade. Everything he says and does.

2) the "Say WHAAAAT?!" scene.

1) Any and all exchanges between Scudworth and Mr.B. Genuinely hilarious stuff that makes me laugh every time.

Thoughts?

[–] opportunity_16 21 years ago

1. Verb the Adjective Noun
( i put it on a shirt....)

2. Lick the book lick the book lick the book

3. Best dudes forever abe? Best dudes forever?

Also principals are not the invincible gods the teen mags make them out to be....
and when life gives you lemons.... clone them into some kind of super-lemons

Q:How many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:Hey, wanna go ride bikes?

[–] opportunity_16 21 years ago

THE FOOD PYRAMID SONG BY MARILYN MANSON: my all time favorite: a rope of sand
***************************************************************
The ancient pharrels were not too bright they say
But they made 1 contribution that i live by to this day
It's the food pyramid and it's approved by the USDA

Oh grains are the foundation so please take my advice
Eat 5-11 servings of bread, cereal and rice

3 to 5 of vegetables and 4 of fruits is best
Their antioxidents and fiber help you to digest

3 servings or yogurt, milk and cheese
They help your bones and subsidize the cattle industries

A body needs to grow and growing takes proteins
That's why meat can be a tasty treat like fish or human beings

And when you eat sweets be sure you try to limit your servings
OR YOU'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody...
My body is a pyramid that's made of healthy food
So do what we say
Eat right every day
I love you

Buy American

[–] jessdalton 21 years ago

Top three...

1. "Try and catch me, B!tch!"
2. "Did you see what they did to the pool? They flipped the B!tch!"
3. The food pyramid song(of course)

"We are now entering HELL. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car"
Daria

[–] movieguy12 21 years ago

1. Everything from the ADD episode
2. The airplane episode
3. "Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

I knew she wanted a big hammer. Maybe a couple of nails and a good screw.

[–] assmongrel 21 years ago

In no particular order:

"But theres no way out of here!" "Oh, isn't there?" "I think I know what you're saying...." Ghandi grabs Mr. B and throws him out the window

"Salt AND pepper?" "its only the best with me, Abe" "hey, is that pepper?"

the unbelievable amount of blood in the snowflake day episode... especially when using the knork

"raise the roof.... RAISE IT!" "where are my bitches!?!"

"whats her name, cle... cle-cloo... cle.. cle.. cletus! yeah, thats it, cletus!"

"we are mary-kate and ashley olsen!" "wow, you guys got so HOT!"

Joan of Arc's "wazzzup!!!" tattoo

"tune in next episode, and see what happens... I don't know what happens, cuz theres this guy at the office that totally hates me, and if he gets me fired, i'm going to kill his ass!"

about all I can think of for now....

"Yes, hello, I would like to buy a fish license"

[–] surly_canadian 21 years ago

In the canadian vercion, the narrator says '...if he get's me fired, I'm going to kill his dog." [zooms in on little pugs face]

Of course that's just my opinion. I could be wrong...

[–] tha_shiznet2003 18 years ago

No, you are right. Thats what it says in the American version, as well. The other guy is the one who got it wrong.

[–] texasnicky 18 years ago

Everything to do with Larry Hardcore and the Raisin the stakes episode. Larry Hardcore: "See, i was into everything. Weed, grass, ganga, reefer, marijuanna, mary jane. I did it all!! I even smoked POT once!!!!" Princess: " But, but, i shall thrice lay you. Umm, i just ate and they say that you shouldent lay thrice..ah after eating, thank you."

[–] iwasateenagehandmodel 21 years ago

6. The entire Episode 2. Nonstop hilarity.

5. Gandhi's regret over not seeing American Pie.

4. Joan's speech in the locker room. The delivery was perfect.

3. "If there's anything I've learned from watching the first 2/3 of the Behind the Music special on Master P, it's that the money never runs out!"

2. The look on Scudworth's face as he places the bloody crown on his head.

1. "So, religion's for fools eh? Fools and LIBERALS!"

honorable mentions: Scudworth whenever he talks to the the board of shadowy figures. Oh, and a million other moments throughout the show.

[–] blkcastro 21 years ago

1) The last conversation between ghandi and the donkey-girl in the raisins episode: "But, I was going to thrice lay you..." HAHAHA. good ish.

2) ghandi and the trucker in the sleep episode, when ghandi thought he was riding in the truck but was just floating, which made no sense and was funny as hell.

3) When ghandi was finally watching American Pie, and he falls down laughing saying "No he didn't!"

4) Actually, any scene with ghandi in it...

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[–] wolfy_the_black 21 years ago

Abe: And now we have a movie by Cleopatra entitled The best of the best of the..."OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT!!!" (fire in the projection booth, Edison leaps out the window)
Edison: Looks like all the films were destroyed."
Cleo: THERE IS NO GOD!!!
Joan: There is a God!
Edison: All except Joan's who's somehoe gotten larger, so we can all watch it in widescreen.
Joan: There IS no God!

oh and

YEAH! BOOKS!!!

Scudworth: Did you see what they did to the pool? They flipped the bitch!

[–] demodaclown 21 years ago

My favorites from each episode.

[teen crisis hotline]
Ghandi: Oh man that does suck, if that were me I would probably kill myself...hello?

[Xtreme Blu Marketing Gig]
Gandhi: That looks so good. What's in it?
Tyler: Good questions! Have a T-shirt!
Gandhi: That totally answers my question!

[After A.D.D. song]
Abe: It can't be true. But it rhymed, so it must be.

Scudworth: Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden. It's like dining in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian sterotype.

[Driving Corvette In Race]
JFK: Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"
[Car flips]

[Homecoming Game against GESH]
Scudworth: We're all counting on you Abe....to give the ball to D'arc. He's shooting the free throw. Oh, you thought that I...meant that you...NO.

Narrarator: Previously on a very special Clone High. Joan made a pass at Abe, Cleo made a pass at Joan and Abe scored, but not on the court. I find sports metaphors very useful for making veiled sexual references.

[Receiving a Gift]
Scudworth: A toy robotic dog! The perfect gift, clearly expensive but something I would never buy for myself. It shows you care but don't really know anything about me. I LOVE IT!

[Anti-Drug Speech]
Larry Hardcore: I regret the time I got "high" and wrote a hit song that made me insane amounts of coin. Coin I used to buy more drugs....and a motorboat, and a house for my mom, plus I gave some to charity.

[About Ponce]
JFK: I saw him recently, he's a genie now.

[Snowflake Jakes saves Snowflake Day]
Snowflake Jake: Any last words Santa Clause, Dradelstein and King Quanza? It be time for you and your exlusionary holidays to walk the plank.

Abe: Joan, you know the expression that prom is the single most important event of your life!
Joan: uhh no.
Abe: Well now you do!

Scudworth: STAMOS!

Plus I also enjoyed the make-out sound effects.

[–] mayhem_aquarium 21 years ago

Scudworth: The P.X.J.T's are upon us! fail the P.X.J.T. and your life will be ruined forever! But, win or lose, remember: the most important thing in life is to use a number 2 pencil!

[–] BDbuddy23 21 years ago

Cinnimon J Scudworth: "Did you see the pool? They Flipped the b!tch!" "I'm so disorganized...you should see my car, it's a MESS! "We could go to the Olive Garden, it's like eating in a delightful Italian Stereotype. Dammitt, I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!" "He calls everyone wessley, I don't know why"

Ghandi: "not cool man, Not cool...and becuase of that i'm only giving you....4 dollars" "was it breast camp?"

Abe: "Ch-K-lu" "..And now i'm shooting that whad, in 35 millimeter" "Dinger"

Joan: "You would like Leno" "I have a rash on my back"

Abe's Dad: "verb the adjective noun"

Mr. Butlertron: any wessley comment. "Are you from outer space, cause you all look out of this wooooorrrrrrld" "but it's cold and flu season"

Police officer: "I'm so funny" "not enforcing the drinking age would take away sneaking around to get wasted!"

Tom Green: "who likes cheese?" "what I'm trying to say is.....plastic bag plastic bag plastic bag"

Cleo: "I wanted something A, expensive, B bought and C not from the heart."

JFK: "Casting Couch" the bet he makes with his mirror image. "will you keep it down i'm trying to nail Catherine the Great here, of should I say, Catherine the so-so."

The Board: "to ammuse myself I'm going to contine to say no until you turn the tv of. nononononononono..." "you're talking in a normal indoor, speaking voice."

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[–] daffyphack 21 years ago

Scudworth's Olive Garden quotes

and George Washington Carver's
"What did you saaaaaaaaaaay?"

--"These are my friends, the dogs. Their favorite food is faces."--

[–] Andreahhh 21 years ago

Everyone knows skunks love free bacon!

[–] MovieInky 21 years ago

My favorite moments? There are too many, but here goes:

5) "Vee eat our meestakes here!" "I dropped a glass!" "EAT IT! EAT IT!"

4) "Hahahaha! Nothing bad EVER happens to the Kennedys!" *car flips over*

3) Anything with Cleo's drug foster Mom just makes me die.

2) Or anything with Toots, for that matter.

1) My favorite Clone High moment? Anything with the wonderful Cinnamon J. Scudworth. I LOVE HIM!

Still, my favorite character is Joan of Arc. She's so awesome.

[–] TheEtherWalk 21 years ago

5: Krabby Cakes chopping off Scudworth's nose (You've got crabs, ass-face!)
4: When Eleanor Roosevelt tells Joan to go to the office, "slowly. OH yeah."
3: Ponce getting killed by litter (I just killed my dead friend!)
2: The Tom Green episode (look! I'm an albatross!)
1: When Abe is trying to get beer for JFK's party, and Ghandi goes "Tell him he heard you wrong. Tell him what you really said was 'I'll get the BEARDS.'"

All in favor - say die!