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Ideas for Seagal movie names

posted 22 years ago by ww3_opflash
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I came up with an idea for what will hopefully be a pretty funny game. Post your idea for the next title for a Steven Seagal movie. There are a few rules you have to follow (the same rules used by the "Steven Seagal Movie Nameing Committe" in Hollywood):

1. The title should not give you any idea on the plot of the movie.

2. Most of the title should be made up of generic Hollywood buzzwords (like bullet, attack, extreme, etc.)

3. If at all possible, use a really bad pun.

Either post your idea for a title or post some more title nameing rules.

[–] McDrinky 22 years ago

Titles:

1. "The Adventures of Casey Fuking Ryback"
2. "Cooks Do That, Ya' Know"
3. "Fat, Yet Invincible"

You look up to me even though I'm shorter than you.

[–] 22 years ago

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[–] Smith006 18 years ago

Blood Fist: The Bloodening

[–] mintonmedia 14 years ago

Re "Blood Fist: The Bloodening":

With all the jabs at Seagal's expanding girth in this thread, shouldn't this have been "Blood Fat: The Broadening"?

We don't get that here. People ski topless smoking dope, so irony's not a high priority.

[–] ww3_opflash 22 years ago

Assassin: Command of Justice

Firing Line: Line of Sight

Steven Seagal is: Past his Prime

[–] Waylander1 22 years ago

ACTION SUPER FIGHT: ATTACK OF THE EXPLOSIONS

[–] Bill-166 22 years ago

Extreaming Pile....

[–] sambuca 22 years ago

How about:

-Attack of the deadly ponytail
-Maximum indigestion
-Steven Seagal: How to be shot at a hundred times and get away without a scratch
-Half Past Dead 2: Half Past his Prime
-Crouching Belly, Hidden Potty

and
-Fatboy's Run

[–] Bill-166 22 years ago

The Fatman Cometh

And for those who've see "In & Out":

"A Snowball in Hell"

[–] 22 years ago

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[–] nolanjwerner 22 years ago

The funniest thing about the titles that you put up to me is that they sound like the literal english translations of japanese things.

Like (the closest I can remember):
Sailor Moon- Beautiful Soldier Sailor Moon
Battle of the Planets- Science Ninja Team Gatchaman
Super Jockey- I guess that would be the American title but it is the coolest game show ever and the title "Super Jockey" has nothing to do with "scantily clad women sit in scalding hot water until they scream and jump out."

Sorry for the run on sentence above.

NJW

[–] club44 22 years ago

Surely we can't have Seagal hog all the fun!
What if we expand this game to include partners for young Steven?

How about:
Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme
in

"You Can't Hurt Us, It's In Our Contract!"

Ok kids, run wild with this one.

[–] amazingjackass 22 years ago

Ah, don't cry now.

[–] spiderveloce 22 years ago

Steven Seagal pays the urologist a visit in...

"Fatal Discharge"

[–] JacobL 22 years ago

The Slimmer Man (sorry, Glimmer Man, The (1996) was on TV tonight :p )

Justice Killer: Wounds of Death

Annihilation: Devastation

Stevan Seagal is... Extinct

[–] djwillo 22 years ago

Bite the Bullet
Cut them off at Death
Dead Man's Death
Sleep when You're Dead