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Ideas for Seagal movie names

posted 22 years ago by ww3_opflash
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I came up with an idea for what will hopefully be a pretty funny game. Post your idea for the next title for a Steven Seagal movie. There are a few rules you have to follow (the same rules used by the "Steven Seagal Movie Nameing Committe" in Hollywood):

1. The title should not give you any idea on the plot of the movie.

2. Most of the title should be made up of generic Hollywood buzzwords (like bullet, attack, extreme, etc.)

3. If at all possible, use a really bad pun.

Either post your idea for a title or post some more title nameing rules.

[–] 20 years ago

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[–] RequiredFields 19 years ago

Out for Donuts
Hard to Digest
Half Past Eaten

[–] MoneyIncorperated 19 years ago

Neck Breaker: In the Hood

[–] sljones44 18 years ago

how about

"What happened to my career after Under Siege?"
directed by Renny Harlin

[–] catitalmada 18 years ago

Snakes On A Plane.
Carnage for the Destroyer.

Ups, already taken!

[–] WORSpawn 17 years ago

"PROSTATE CANCER"

its a cunning sequel to Fire down below....

don't really think i've followed the rules though lol

[–] halal_capone 17 years ago

DEATH BARBEQUE
Tagline: 'If the food doesn't kill you, the chef sure will...'

TRAINING TO KILL
Tagline: '1 train carrying deadly viruses. 50 Terrorists. 1 Ex- Navy SEAL Schoolteacher. No winners.'

TRAINING TO KILL 2: DEATH EXPRESS
Tagline: '2 trains carrying deadly viruses. 100 Terrorists. 1 Ex- Navy SEAL Schoolteacher Monk. No winners.'

MURKY WATERS
Tagline: 'Single Dad. Deep Sea Diver. SECRET AGENT!'

APPOINTMENT WITH P.A.I.N.
Tagline: 'By day, Peter Adam Ian Nichols is a mild mannered doctor... by night, he is P.A.I.N., extreme wrestler and kung- fu master - avenging the wronged, oppressed and downtrodden!'

We got movie sign!

[–] jb2002 17 years ago

Too Stupid To Die.

Die Lard.

Bald Hero.

Rebel without a Pause.

Kicked in the ASSassin.

Kill them Again.

Fire down below 2: shot in th a**.

Out for breakfast.

Iron Nuts.

One Hour Twenty: Another ten minutes to go, another thirty bad guys to kill.

[–] Stein-e 15 years ago

This summer Steven Seagal is Never Getting a Theatrical Release Ever Again

http://www.cracked.com/funny-104-the-cannon-group-inc./

[–] jamasian_man 15 years ago

Steven Seagal IS

Serving the Law

Grace Period

Keeping the Game

Batting One Thousand

Into the Fray

The Bullet Man

An Extreme Killer

Towards the End

Hitting the Mob

[–] 14 years ago

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[–] mintonmedia 14 years ago

Re "Blood Fist: The Bloodening":

With all the jabs at Seagal's expanding girth in this thread, shouldn't this have been "Blood Fat: The Broadening"?

We don't get that here. People ski topless smoking dope, so irony's not a high priority.

[–] Willie_Trombone 13 years ago

2 Hot 2 Die

[–] comicman117 13 years ago

Justice not taken
Maximum Damage.

[–] brooklyn14 13 years ago

Steven Seagal is...Out for a Burger
Steven Seagal is...Marked for Girth
Steven Seagal stars in....A fire down below....in the grill!
Steven Seagal's waist is Under Siege
Steven Seagal Stars in....Executive Decision: Nuggets or Hamburgers?

[–] tiffanykk2002 12 years ago

You guys are hilarious!