there are so many, but for me it has to be when the flecks are getting ready to drive to the show, and gerry's friend is advising him on great places to stop on the way to philly...
"you can get a ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance"...
as in, Gen. Robt. E. Lee, of course...
it's a little hard to pick out, but i was on the floor when i heard that one...
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1. The song Stefan sings to the Shih Tzu .... (lines from the song Barbara Allen)
And from his heart grew a red, red rose
And from hers, a briar
<never would have taken those lines out of context, lol!>
2. "And to think in some countries these dogs are eaten" <-- just wish someone would mention that during Westminster!
3. "Nope, that's the good card" <-- we all know people like that
At the beginning there's a lady who says "I woke up this morning. I was so glad". Always cracks me up :-D
My favourite line is from a deleted scene, where Harlan is showing the original cabin. He opens the door to the cabin and says "And this... is my beach ball collection" LOL!!
There are two I remember.
"Rhapsody has two mommmies."- Scott
And the judge for the toys, not really the line, but the inflection: "Ma'am, could I have the Italian greyhound over here, please?" I crack up, I don't know why.
THE DOVE OF AMERICA
Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane....
When Scott has written 'MARY' on his name tag and they're all gushing over his leather trousers with the red thread:
STEFAN: He's a very talented man.
GERRY: You must be very proud MARY!
STEFAN: (laughing) Proud Mary!
SCOTT: My Goodness! Who are you all of a sudden?!
STEFAN: Good baby-boomer gag!
COOKIE: Who are you in that burgundy jacket?!
SCOTT: Good heavens!
COOKIE: Mr. Hip!
That whole bit gets me every time. Brilliant.
Veronica why are you pulling my dick?share
I'm not sure it got mentioned yet but at the very end when Hamilton and Meg are back in the psychiatrist's office and say their new dog loves watching them have sex (or something) is fantastic. The psychiatrist's face...
Great thread guys.
I don't think I have seen this line mentioned yet, but Scott says after the first round win "The pom broke his gait, he might've as well taken a dump".
So many good lines in this movie!
i died when parker poesey said 'ITS IN THE CRATE!'
she is the funniest in my opinioon
There's a deleted scene where christopher guest's character is talking about his beachball collection. I almost cried laughing.
shareGuh! This is like saying 'Which kid is your favorite!' lol
But...some of the gems that I can't help but laugh when I hear them...
1.) Parker's snit when she can't find the busy bee in the hotel room..'You stupid...Hotel...MANAGER!'
2.) Beatrix jumps on the judge, and Fred Willard says 'He went after her like she was made outta ham!'
3.) Sight gag more than anything: The Shi tZu's pics of classic films...with McMillan and wife thrown in there.
4.) Cookie and Jerry at the table with their friends in Philadelpia, and Jerry has had enough of the guy's talking about Cookie's 'talents': I'm sorry, I forgot to compliment you on your lucious, melon breasts: The wife's reaction: 'Thank you, jerry.' LMAO!!!!
I just love these movies!
Most of them are mentioned... but for some reason I love in the beginning when Harlan is getting ready to leave for the dog show and his friend keeps going on about fishing. "Uh... I don't think I'll have any time for that."
"We are SO lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs."
"Of COURSE I've looked under the bed. That's where you look when you lose things!"
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Let's boom boom boom 'til the break of boom.
Corky calling the town council bastard people and saying he hates their ass face is pretty funny.
sharewrong movie bud.
shareYeah, I was going from Waiting For Guffman to Best in Show and back again and I posted under the wrong movie. Oh well, I knew what movie I was referring to.
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I always crack up whenever Stefan and Scott have conversations:
Stefan: Do you think 7 kimonos is enough?
Scott: We're gone 3 days!
Stefan: You're right, I better pack 8
SlipBabySlip55: Actually he is saying "What you smell", since the dog is a Bloodhound.
My current favorite line is when Ed Begley's character is going through all of the particulars with Gerry and Cookie about the closet he has given them to stay in after their credit card is declined. When Gerry asks about room-service and Ed Begley's character tells him to just grab someone from the kitchen staff and get a menu ...
Gerry Fleck: "and just say ... Utility Closet?"
Hysterical.
I love it when Parker Posey and her husband are talking about what they order at Starbucks and he says "Chi Tea with soy milk" and she says with a straight face, "he's lactose intollerant now."
share"And as you can see, the ice statue is butch..."
I lost it when she said that.
Picking out favorite lines from Guest movies is almost like trying to pick out which of your children is your favorite! lol...
Hmmm...gotta go with the following, since these still have me on the floor after seeing this a bajillion times! lol
Sherry Anne: We both love soup.
Meg Swan, with one of the best exit lines ever...'You. Stupid. Hotel. Manager!'
Jerry: 'I forgot to compliment you on your lucious, Melon breasts!
friends wife: 'Jerry, thank you!'
Stephan and Scott, primping the dogs at the end...: 'We're going to give the money to *beep* rescue'
Scott: 'What kind of schitzu's are homeless? like little match girl, 'Ahms for the poor'
And the whole cream cheese love fest from the guy at the party! That is too funny...'The cream cheese...that WE'VE BEEN TALKIN ABOUT ALL THESE YEARS!!!'
When Scott & Stefan are watching the show on TV in the hotel and Scott sees Christy Cummings on and says "She looks like a cocktail waitress on a oil rig." Cracks me up everytime.
shareMy favorite part is when the Swans are getting ready to go to the party and Hamilton says he thinks he'll change out of his sweater. Parker Posey says "Is that not breathing?" The two of them had me cracking up.
share". . . and when it melts, that means that the party is over."
shareBest line: after Fred Willard talked about asking his proctologist to take him out to dinner and a movie, and the British commentator says, "Um...yes...you said that last year."
HILARIOUS!!
"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking!"
It's not the best line, but it always makes me laugh. Harlan's friend at the Fishin' Hole gives this advice when he leaves:
"If you get tired pull over. If you get hungry eat something."
Best advice ever.
And btw the funniest scene is Harlan's original cabin - it's a deleted scene.
its not really a line but a scene, when the flecks are talking about going to the cream cheese factory and everyone at their party gets all excited about cream cheese
shareYeah--I always laugh at that part too. One of their friends even shouts it out loud to his wife like it's as big a deal as seeing the eiffel tower or something. So corny it's hilarious!
share"It worked for my family... you know, until my mom committed suicide in '81."
Fred Willard saying "That handler looks familiar to me" when Winky was being analyzed.
then: "He went after her like she was a ham."
and then later: "He's a still a champion, even though he was sent off in disgrace."
really, most of the things Fred Willard said was genius.
I remember you did that joke last year. The exasperation of the english guy with Fred Willard - genius.
For me its when Scotts in the lobby of the hotel while they sign in and Ed Begley Jnr tells them theyve booked a Queen sized bedroom....he spins round with a surprised look and says 'what are you suggesting? my dear man' absolutely hilarious.....love love love him and Michael Mckean!!
Also Jennifer Coolideges We both love soup speech and Harlan Peppers nut speech and ventroliqm act at the end....when hes doing that lassoo i swear i nearly had an accident.
Love this film so much its Genius and everyone is superb in it.
Sherri's "I'll have an extra large bucket of popcorn, half butter, half salt."
Yuppie husband: "When mommy and daddy make love, it's a beautiful beautiful thing."
Yuppie wife: "Sometimes."
Yuppie wife: "Thanks for all your help you stupid HOTEL MANAGER!"
Scott: "And what Shih Tzu is out there going 'alms for the poor'?"
Sherri: "It was a *beep*
Harlan Pepper: "I bet if you went to Venus or Mars or something, you still wouldn't find a better dog."
Ed Begley Jr.'s spiel on cleaning up after guests and then gesturing towards the huge jug of Nature's Miracle. I've used that many times for my mom's dogs.
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