I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.
What quotes do you use most in daily life?
My quote is not from the movie but from my wife (with whom I agree) . She said (about 15 minutes into this film) "You're not really watching this rubbish are you?" and I realised that ,no I was not watching it-there was nothing to attract the attention and certainly no element of entertainment in the whole debacle.
shareCant believe no one has mentioned the following:
'Whats the dealio yo yo?'
'Dance monkey dance!'
'Im sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ASS?!'
Whenever I do something stupid or go the wrong way I say "I'm not an ambiturner"
share************ I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time. *************
The above was written by jmahon527
It the first sentence, you only used the correct version of the word "your" once. The first two instances should have been spelled "you're"
Those kinds of mistakes annoy me as much as peopl who say "yeah, no,....", or who can't tell whether to use "to, too, or two" in a sentence....
They should all go to the Dereck Zoolander Centre For Children Who Can't Read Good And Who Want To Learn To Do Other Things Good Too.
Ok, if the name of that centre was a movie line, it'd be my favourite. As it's not a line, I'd have to say my fav. would be "What is this?? A centre for ANTS???... ... needs to be at least 3 times as big!"
WOWZERS!
You criticize someone for spelling errors and make 3 yourself.
Maybe YOU should go to the Derek* Zoolander Center* For Kids Who Can't Read Good.
Women. Can't live with em, dishes don't get done without em.
Merman
shareDude, there's a marked difference between hitting the wrong keys on a keyboard, and consistently writing something incorrectly. Surely you're intelligent enough to recognise the difference between the two...
As I was saying, my gripe is with the all-too-familiar trend of people nowadays who don't know the difference between the following:
they're/ there/ their
your/ you're
to/ too/ two
and so forth...
-- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most...
My sister and I quote this movie so much it's mind boggling. They just come out of nowhere.
Cork it, Zane!
Han "so-lo"
I think I've got the black lung, pop.
I can Dere-lick my own balls
It's "IN" the computer!!
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
everytime someone calls me with an unknown number I always say "GOD?!"
I've only used this other quote 3 times but it's ended up with huge laughs!
I'll introduce a friend to someone and say "Hey this is [person's name] Ingabogovanna-NAAA-NAA"
(whenever Mugatu introduces Katinka to Derek)
you need to sit yo little sexy ass down and watch yoself be killed now! -Matheson
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I always- ALWAYS use "the files are IN the computer"
its trrruuueee
I haven't seen this movie in years and I still use to this day "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!". it works on so many situations
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It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
I'm LMAO at this thread:)
"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty".
Or do I have that backwards?
Honour thy parents. They were hip to the groove too once you know.
I'm a hot little potato right now.
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I use "really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking", "Prime Rib of Propecia", and "Dividuh".
I also (inadvertently) used "investigatory journalist" on one occasion. Immediately after saying it, I stopped and thought, "Is that even a real term?"
Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!