I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.
What quotes do you use most in daily life?
Milla's line
"sshhhhhh you shut up now"
Milla's line
"sshhhhhh you shut up now"
Haha i use that to
haha awesome. we rock!!!!
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the black lung cough of course...and always: HANSEL, HE'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW, HANSEL.
one of my friends names is hansel and e wrote that on this bday card
I am a fartist.
every now and then, friends nd i wil break into a "wake me up before you go go".
"A little bit of pain never hurt anybody." - Soap
Ha my friends and I used the "Black Lung" thing in a movie where I die from it in the end. But in school whenever it goes silent in my class I do the weak cough thing and people always look around. well...it only works once but out of 6 classes I did it
share"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here, doesn't anybody else see this??"
sharethe files are IN the computer!??
shareEver since this film came out and I don't think I have ever heard anyone say derelict a normal way. It's always 'dereLICTE!'
"I got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite.."
"Han-sellout is about to get his Han-sel ass handed to him on a platter...with french fried potatoes."
And a note for jmahon527, on the Zoolander website, its points out the 'dead mother' line came as quite a shock to Zoolander as he didn't even know his mother was dead. lol. It's one of the best film websites I've ever seen.
I can't believe nobody's said:
"There's more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking."
Don't know how many times me and my friends have said that one.
Oh My land I was just about to post what you just said about No one saying ""There''s more to life than being really really, ridiculously good looking"" Of course one girl did back on like page 2, but then she didn''t have the ridiculously word in there and that makes all the difference. SOMETIMES when my sister or mom is all bent out of shape, to cheer her up I''ll say, ""You know...there''s more to life than being really really...ridiculously good looking""
Then my fav part is....the whole ""freek gasoline fight accident""! Wake me up before you go go!
Sometimes I''ll bust up and say to myself, ""Who would have thought...three male models dying in a freak gasoline fight accident!"" I think that''s not word for word...but close enough! Those are my two favorite lines!
Hansel, he's so hot right now, Hansel
"They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But, they won't be looking for.......not us."
shareat work, my friend and i will hide behind the kitchen door, then when people come in carrying a load of plates we jump out and go "surprise!" like when he's in the mines.. then we giggle for about ten minutes while whoever we jumped out at looks at us like we're seven..
share[wan little high pitched coughs and then...] "I think I got the black lung pop."
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills."
"That [fill in the name of someone who has just come into the room], he's (she's) so hot right now."
"I'm so tired not now Todd [pick up phone] tell me something good."
and the winner is:
When someone hands me a coffee: "Do you not know that I get farty and bloaty when I have a foamy latte?"
I love to yell randomly at people: "Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?!"
And when someone has bad hair I love to criticize with this little nugget: "it's like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?"
Life's too short to live it as a bad person.
I look for opportunities to use, "eugoogooly" and "Eugoogoolizer: one who speaks at funerals"
My sisters and I always do the Black Lung cough, especially because one of our friends actually coughs like that.
I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac, I'm a compulsive liar.
My favourite quote is also Listen to your friend Billy Zane lol and any quote used in that confrontation including i guess you can DereLICTE my balls and
You think youre too cool for school
My personal favorite:
"You is talkin' loco and I like it!"~Hansel
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"I always tell the truth, even when I lie."
"GOD?!" when answering the phone sometimes....
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