Female version?


Who would you like to see play a female version?

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Perhaps Charlize Theron

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If there is ever going to be a castaway 2 she would be prefect for the role.

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Why? She’s never been perfect for any role. The woman is boring as hell.

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must have a female actress that looks weak but eventually able to become strong, so she must not have a tough chick persona. not Jovovich not Theron. also I believe she must dare to be nude as it is now a requirement for such story. you need to satisfy dude's eyes.

Emilia Clarke would fits.

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If I had to pick someone to be stranded on a deserted island with, I would pick Supergirl.

Because she could fly us back to safety.

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Considering wokeness and all, it would have to be a gay African-Asian female to be remade today.

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Coincidentally, that would be the type of woman most likely to survive on a deserted island.

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Because they both evolved in the jungle.

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That’s cool, just so long as she has colossal oiled-up knockers for the audience to enjoy.

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x2 on lubing up the knockers.

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It would be a short movie, as she'd be dead within a couple weeks of washing up on the island.

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Are you suggesting women can't do anything but wash up?

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Why do you deny basic observable facts of life? What does it get you?

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whoosh

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Too soon for a remake, in my opinion. Would rather have film makers come up with new ideas!

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There is no female version.

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Could be anyone, but Melissa McCarthy would be a bit weird, yet funny.

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That would be perfect casting, if she was willing to do the work to get lean and hard.

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They're working on a transgender version where Elliott Page is stranded, and when the hormone pills run out, turns back into Ellen. Instead of FedEx, there's going to be a ton of Bud Light and Ben and Jerry's that washes ashore. Ellen will use a Bud Light can to carve out her rotten wisdom tooth as well as create a giant beer can pyramid to worship.

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Holy shit, you're onto something! Hollywood needs to take notes and make this happen!

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