Favourite quotes

all of the quotes up to now have been crap....none of them are as good as

Carter: You know what you can do with that badge? You can take it and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! All up in your ass...I'm lapd


Carter: Teamwork? what team? We're the LAPD we're the most hated police force in all the free world! My own momma is ashamed of me...she tells everyone I'm a drug dealer"

I can't believe that when Carter torments Tania Johnson wasn't really mentioned. It's still funny every time I get to the part where Carter calls Johnson, apologizes for tormenting her and asks for her help to rescue Soo Yung. Afterwards, he immediately returned to his obnoxious ways and said "Just one more thing... what color panties are you wearing?" Johnson immediately hangs up on him.

I really hope that Elizabeth Peña is cast in Rush Hour 4 and finally reprises her ole as Tania Johnson so we can once again enjoy watching Carter still tormenting Johnson after all these years.

Carter: I'm gonna drop his ass off at Panda Express.

What we think, we become.

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Has to be "Wipe yourself off man. You dead!"
I really laughed out loud at that.

Favourite Movie: American History X

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Carter: [sees a man smoking pot] Is this weed?
[starts smelling the joint]
Carter: You got a perscription for this?
Cigaweed Man: Uhh... it's uhh... uhhh...
Carter: Where's it at? I should take your ass to jail, you know that?
Cigaweed Man: For what?
Carter: For what? Look at this!
Cigaweed Man: That's nothing but a cigarette...
Carter: That's cigaweed!
Cigaweed Man: Well it looked like a cigarette...
Carter: You better have glaucoma
Cigaweed Man: I do

Chin: I'm no punk bitch
Carter: I ain't no punk bitch, neither!
Chin: I'M no punk bitch!
Carter: I'm about to knock that hat off your head, Chin

Carter: You full of sh-t you understand me, you full of sh-t
Lee: Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of sh-t they are
Carter: What the hell did you just say?

Carter: PUT-YOUR-BAG-IN-THE-BACK!
[Lee hands the bag to Carter]
Carter: No, no, no, you put your own sh-t in the back! I'm not a skycap!

Captain Diel: Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie
Carter: But didn't nobody die!
Captain Diel: You destroyed half a city block!
Carter: That block was already messed up
Captain Diel: And you lost a lot of evidence!
Carter: We still got a little bit left

Carter: Next time I come here, y'all better clean this sh-t up! And brush your teeth!

"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke

"...well, next time be polite to my nuts!"



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