Favourite quotes


Apologies if there is already a topic on this, But what are your favourite lines from this movie?

"Your not the only one with quick hands are you? Waaa!"

"You got a prescription for this!?"

"Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass!"

"My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand."

"I just want to be able to tell the Consul who responsible for his daughter's death because he talk too much..."

"War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"

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Don't you ever touch a chinese mans CD.....Lee

My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands.......Lee

It seems like you like to talk alot. i like to let people talk who like to talk. it makes it easier to see how full of *beep* they are........Lee

Hold on for about an hour. I'm gonna go get the ambulance......Carter

Mushu? What, you hungry??....Lee

No not mushu, MUSHU. i wanna see some women man. now stop playin dumb and show me to the shu.....Carter

Get you punk ass up outa that chair right now.....Carter

I ain't gonna hold back on you this time. i'm gonna pretend your a man, a very pretty man, who i'd like to take to the movies.......Carter

We coulda had somethin, but you was one crazy ass bitch......Carter

You better put that knife down bitch, before you have an accident.......Miss Isaella

Very good movies. Alotta good laughs. I can't wait for Rush Hour 3

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"how you gon' sell a big box of grease?"
"i'm no punk bitch!"

and when the money falls down from the case lee has while hanging up on the ceiling

"thank you god"

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"I Am Kal-El Of Krypton... It Is Time To Fulfill My Destiny"

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Yes, Chris Tucker is amazing in this movie...


"Titty, titty, titty, get dem titties out of here!

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´wat´s up,my ni gga ´ said by jackie chan

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Carter: " Remember that time i let you buy that bag of weed?"
Guard: " I WAS SPLITTIN IT WIT YOU"......it was the way he said it lmao


Carter: " Somebody said i was getting suspended?.....quit playin girl.....i know you playin............ for real somebody said i was getting suspended?

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Carter: "Damn Chin, that's some greasy *beep*

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"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!"

"You put your own *beep* in the back! I ain't no skycap, I'm FBI, you understand?"

"Didn't I tell you to get in the car?"

"Get your happy meal asses outta here!"

"Next time I come in here y'all better clean this *beep* up! And brush your teeth!"

"What did you just say" I like to talk, I let to let people talk, who like to talk- man, you the only one full of *beep* "We are both full of *beep* "you full of *beep* Nobody do that to me. I'm gonna kick your ass. A woman could kick your ass."

"Don't you ever touch a black man's radio in the United States of America!"


I could go on, but I won't.

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"I'm police officer! I was just showing him how to take a gun from a suspect..."

Jusqu'ici, tout va bien... l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est la terrisage.

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The part where burst in the room and asks for Juntao saying he`s my half my brother me and him got the same mummy.

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Carter:

Now I came down here to see Juntao cause he told me to come down here. Cause I'm his half brother, from Bejin. Me and him got the same mama. I'm Blackanese.

Lady put the glass down get out of the building.

(As money falls from the sky) Thank you God. (Stuffs a wad in his shirt)

This is cigaweed! You better have glaucoma.

Do you understand the words commin out of my mouth?!

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She is only 11 years old. Look at the picture! I don't care about you, I don't care about him, I care about the little girl. Give me a name!

Evan Rachel Wood's #1 Fan.

"Open your eyes!" - Vanilla Sky (2001)

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ive been lookin for ya sweet n sour chicken ass! aha

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My favourites are:

"You not the only one with quick hands huh? waaa!"
"One more thing, what colour panties you got on?"
"50 million dollars? who you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?!"
"(in outtakes) my daddy once cotta catch cotta bullet coch caught a bullet, my daddy once caught a bullet with his bear hand... no bullsh!t"
"(in outtakes) what is this sh!t about your daughter?"

-Hannah Montana fan 4eva-

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when carter walks into counsels house he sees man with ear piece and with all seriousness goes '' im gonna need one of those immedietly'' . so funny.

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