Favourite quotes


Apologies if there is already a topic on this, But what are your favourite lines from this movie?

"Your not the only one with quick hands are you? Waaa!"

"You got a prescription for this!?"

"Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass!"

"My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand."

"I just want to be able to tell the Consul who responsible for his daughter's death because he talk too much..."

"War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"

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"This is the United States of James Carter now. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Yo ass belong to me."

"DA GIRL DON'T LIKE YOU."

"I am not responsible for your assumption."
"You full of sh!t you understand that you full of sh!t"
"Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking, you seem as if you like to talk, I like to let people talk who like to talk, it makes it easier to find out how full of sh!t they are"
"What da HELL did you just say??"



"Rommel...you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"
-- PATTON

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"push the damn button!"

"You heard what she said. Come on you get everyone excited about something being blowed up and look at your punk British ass."

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Anime is Forever

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Carter, when asked wether he was FBI. "Naw, I'm a security guard at the mall..." Then later on, "...let's pray about this..."



Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega

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" You got any camel hump?"



Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega

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Carter: "We have just received a threat on the building. We ask that you please exit the building as soon as possible and please do not panic."
Everyone: "................"
Carter: "DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?!! GET YO SH!T AND GO OUT THE DOOR!!"

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[Lee sings "War"]
- AW, HELL NO!

Light travels faster than sound,
that's why people seem bright,
until you hear them.

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I love the line "we're gonna come back and bring your fat ass some cookies!" when Carter's thanking the prisoner they go and visit. Because he's actually trying to be nice, but he's been a douchebag for so long he just can't stop it from spilling out the minute he opens his mouth.


There's a plan in everything, kid. And I love it when a plan comes together!

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"Don't ever touch a black man's radio!"

"I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito!"

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You take your little sensitive ass outta here...GET OUTTA THE WAY!

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