I think that the funiest scene was when Harry and Tom Arnold had Simon on top of Hover Dam (or whatever that was)and Simon was so scared that he pissed his pants!! LOL! That was so funny!
"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is..." -Oren Ishii
i love the part where tom arnold chases the terrorist, then the terrorist (azis??) shoots at him, and tom is just there hiding behinde a light pole then azis runs, and tom's there like checkin if he's hit then kisses the pole
hahahahahaha love that scene
-Harry: "Just give me the goddamn page!" <smashes SUV window>
-Harry, despondent, walks into the path of a bus. Gib quickly runs over and pulls him out of the way. *beep*
-Aziz rants on camera about his demands, while the person holding the video camera notices that the battery is running out. The sweat pours down his face while Aziz rants. He stops recording.
Aziz: (confused) What?
Camera guy: (stammers) Battery, Aziz!
Aziz: Then get another one, you moron!
Camera guy: (over Aziz's interruptions) I think...I have...another one...in the truck...
-Gib: "Seconds count, Harry! Ditch the bitch!"
-Gib: "The man is a goddamn used car salesman!"
"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!" -Eric Cartman, "South Park"
I love the part after Harry walks out of Helen's office and Gib has to pull him out from in front of the bus...he gets overjoyes when he finds out Helen has been cheating on Harry "Welcome to the club, pal!" and then hugs him. Then he tells Harry about the last wife had.."She took the ice cube trays...what kind of SICK BITCH takes the ice cube trays from the freezer!!?" I laughed my ass off!!
Every man dies, not every man really lives - BRAVEHEART
when tom arnold was talking to bill paxton on the dam (when bill pisses his self) it goes.
Tom: your carrer as an international terrorist has been well documented.
Bill: no!
Tom: oh yeah!
Bill: no! no!
Tom: oh yeah!
Bill: no! no!
In the end when Harry crashes the jet plane into the building and Aziz goes flying up and lands on his "you know what place" and says "oooooo"
Just after Harry has fought with the terrorist in the bathroom and says "cool off"
Great Arnold movie
"If God is with us, who can be against us"
there are three hilrious bits, 2 of which havent even been mentioned!
one is that one where he smashes the window and the other guy demanding the sheet and the other guy stares for s few seconds then goes "okay" and hands it over!
then the bit at the beggining where that guy in the truck has just started copying the files, and he goes "yes! ive got my hand up your dress and i am feelin-" and the other guy interrupts him with "just copy the goddamn files okay?!"
then also the bit when arnie's translating what aziz is saying and after a long section about crimson jihad he translates the next bit as "we're cool, we're badasses, blah blah blah" HAHA!!! that was great!
i'd love a sequel, and cameron wants to do one but he cant cos arnies govener and all that. big shame!
also one bit i dont get, when he says he wants to 'take a leak', in 'perfect arabic', whats the joke? that he said 'leak' as opposed to something more polite?
I've just seen it on TV and laughed throughout. The funniest scenes are the over-the-top action scenes. My choice would be between
1) Arnie on a horse chasing Art Malik and saying "Sorry", "Sorry" to everyone around
2) the gun falling down the stairs, rolling and shooting all the terrorists by itself
3) Arnie in a airplane coming to rescue his daughter and then running the plane into the house
Each one of these was so improbable and crazy it made me ROTFL!
By far the funniest scene was the part where he is being injected and was asking for an alcahol wipe "That could get infected..."
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How about the one where that janitor is vaccumming and he has his earphones on. He is totally unaware of a jet flying around outside. Then Arnie backs the jet into the building and Aziz goes flying back and hits hits his crotch on the fin. What was really funny too was the music the janitor was listening to.
And the one where Arnold and Tom are walking to the office, and Tom says, "She is probably stealing money to pay for abortion." Arnold says, "Why don't you open the door." Tom: "Okay.Or drugs."
Funniest Lines
Faisil: [Hacking into a computer] Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt, and I AM GOIN...
Gib: Just copy the goddam files, OK?
Gib: Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.
Gib: Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!
Gib: I'm beginning to like this guy [Simon].
[Harry gives him a mean look]
Gib: Oh, we've still gotta kill him. That's a given.
Gib: The guy is a used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better!
[Harry gives him a dirty look]
Gib: I'm sorry, Harry, I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off!
Helen: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry: Yeah, but they were all bad!
Funniest Scenes
- Gib hiding behind a thin light post to avoid gunfire, checking if he he was hit, then kissing the light post that saved his life. :-D
- Harry (shocked and despondent) crossing the street and almost getting hit by a bus.
- Simon at the dam.
- Simon at the last party.
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The whole horse chase was great, but my favourite was near the end when Arnie calls in the Marine Harriers to take out the bridge.
The pilot asks for confirmation that the missiles wont set off the nukes. Arnie confirms and tells him to procede, then looks across at Tom Arnold with this *shrug* on his face like "I have no idea".
Yeah, I like the subtle bits.
"Boy, I remember the first time I got shot out of cannon", "Her hormones are going off like fire alarms" lol Tom Arnold is hilarious!
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I've got a favorite I'm not sure if anyone's posted yet.
Harry goes to Helen's office and leaves in a heap. He's walking in front of the bus and Tom Arnold tries cheering him up:
"I had no idea nothin' was wrong, right? So I come home one day, and everything's gone. Furniture, clothing, everything. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer - WHAT KIND OF A SICK B*TCH takes the ICE CUBE TRAYS out of the FREEZER?!"
The way he says that = funny to me :D
I had no idea nothin' was wrong, right? So I come home one day, and everything's gone. Furniture, clothing, everything. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer - WHAT KIND OF A SICK B*TCH takes the ICE CUBE TRAYS out of the FREEZER?!"
I liked it when at the very end of the movie it showed Gib and Faisel in the van while Harry and helen were doing the tango and he says:
"You know what? I'm tired of being in the van. I've been in the van for fifteen years, Harry."
It has to be at the end when arnie shoots the terrorist that's stuck on the missile of the harrier and says
"YOU'RE FIRED"
Only arnie can deliver lines like them so well.
I love the scenes with Gibb. Tom Arnold is hilarious in this movie!
When he goes on about children and won't shut up and starts talking about drugs etc.
When Harry tells him Helen is having an affair and he hugs him and says "Welcome to the club man!"
When he is describing when a woman left him "What kind of a sick b!tch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?!"
When he says to Dana "I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon1"
I think its when Simon is at the reservoir:
"I'm not a spy i'm nothing,i'm naval lint....I have to lie to women to get laid...And i d'ont score much.....I gotta little dick its pathetic...(Pees himself)...Would a spy pee himself huh huh....Please i'm not worth a bullet please mercy sir"
Probably the funniest scene ever!!
I can't believe no one mentioned this scene:
When Harry was tied up and the terrorist was asking him about the nukes:
"Do you know what this is?"
"Yes...I know what this is...it's an espresso machine...no no...it's a snow cone maker, that's what it is....wait...is it a water heater?"
The look on the terrorist's face was priceless....
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When the agent said to Bill Paxton, "Get lost, dips#it!" and shot at him in the foot area and he flipped out. That gave me a laugh.
And of course, "You're fired."
You better hope he gives me a name sooner or I'm gonna give him yours, Frank.
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I loved when Harry testes the car with simon on his side!!!! that was funny......
shareAnd when they get on the plan and Helens shot with that stuff in her neck and says THAT HURT YOU BIIIIII(drops cold on the couch) lol
Or when Harry asks Juno...Tango and grabs her and she makes that grunt or whatever!
Every time Helen called someone PIG OR BASTARD was funny too
Plus ALL of Harry and Gibbs scenes.
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aziz: do you know what this is? [unveiling the nuke]
Harry: is it an espresso machine? no wait its a snow cone maker.is it a water heater?
Gib: The guy is a used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better!
[Harry gives him a dirty look]
Gib: I'm sorry, Harry, I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off!
Gib: I'm beginning to like this guy.
[Harry gives him a mean look]
Gib: Oh, we've still gotta kill him. That's a given.
Tom arnold makes this movie! completely and utterly hillarious!!!
"If you need to talk, speek into the purse." -Gibbs
Just recently that has been making me laugh.
"Carpe diem"
When the terrorist fires at Tom Arnold and he hides behind the lamp... and checks to makes sure his balls are still there!
"I think you should know I'm feeling very depressed."-Marvin
Best line......"Get another one you MORON!"
Best scenes when Helen drops the machine gun down the stairs and kills all the terrorists, or when Helen knees Gib in the crotch, and after shes taken away u see him doubled over in pain moaning "AWWWWWWWW SON..OF...A...BITCH!"
We didnt burn him!!!
Best line......"Get another one you MORON!"
I think that the funiest moment is the first time we see Harry home with his wife, and he goes on and on about boring computer stuff.
"It's fantastic. That's why I love the computer business!"
The low battery camera scene is also hilarious.
When Jamie Lee Curtis is stripping and she falls over. so funny lol
shareI'm pretty sure the terrorist on the camera was like "batterazies.." with sweat dripping down his face. Hilarious. My family says it like that every time we say batteries.
shareafter the main terrorist blows up harry's flamethrower weapon at the island, he says "yes!" like a giddy kid.
also after that when he gets in the chopper you'd think they'd give him a special seat but no, he has to sit and look dumb with the nuclear warhead jutting from below his crotch, which looked so damn funny.:D
also when harry comes to snatch the purse for bug planting from helen he walks up the stairs in a horror-style way with thunder, etc illuminating briefly and he looked really funny because of his suspicious look like in a cheesy murder flick.
also the funny stuff already mentioned here.
"They call him the Sand Spider"
"Why?"
"Probably because it sounds scary."
The whole Simon sequence is a quoteable goldmine.
"...the 'vette, gets them wet!"
"Let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business!"
"Those idiots!" menacing glare
"Hey, because it's you!"
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The ending, Tom Arnold gets the last word:
"Hey, how come I get to be in the truck? I've been in the truck for seventeen years. Next time, you guys will be in the truck."
The absolute best moment in this film comes from Simon (Bill Paxton) talking to Harry while test driving the car. Simon's explaining his hustle,
Harry:"What about the husbands?"
Simon: "DICKLESS!!"
His eyebrow alone makes that scene.
Also:
Simon "If not for me...then do it for your country?"
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par. par. you want me to go to paris with you??
paris, with a quick stop over in london.
(and then his little chuckle. i blow snot bubbles every time i see that part. priceless humor)
We Vant Ze Money Lebowski!
My favorite part is when JLC drops the uzi down the stairs and it kills everybody.Thats happened to everyone before hasn't it?
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