Favourate Quote - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) Discussion

[–] kuebel33 19 years ago

I can't believe no one mentioned this one yet.. me and my buddy kick-ass phil always say this when we are out drinking at bars for some reason

Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!
Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
Bill, Ted: EXCELLENT!
[air guitar]

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[–] jennyramone 19 years ago

That is funny, my guess is it wasn't mentioned here because this board is for Bogus Journey, and that part is from Excellent Adventure.

Lex-"It was our only show and you dropped like a dead deer on us!"

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[–] mojo282 19 years ago

"Dude....Hell SUCKS!!!"

"You ugly - red - SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!!!"

"You totally killed us...you evil metal dickweeds!"

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[–] RIFFRAFF_11 19 years ago

"We've been to past, we've been to the future. We've been all around the afterlife.. But the best place to be.. is here, the best time to be.. is now, and all we can say is... LET'S ROCK!!!

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[–] spidergags 19 years ago

"What a *beep*

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[–] saugoof 19 years ago

"I can't believe we just melvined Death"

If you're like me, it's possible you're a clone generated from my stolen DNA

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[–] rocmovie 19 years ago

the best one is "I totally just loogied on that good dead me."

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[–] Fyrend_Brimmstone 18 years ago

And the Most popular and most quoted line in the late 80' and early 90's...

"Strange Things are afoot at the Circle K."

Wasn't that the key phrase of the first movie?

"I love wearing A tuxedo while killing people,It kinda makes me feel like James Bond."

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[–] Fyrend_Brimmstone 18 years ago

oh and another favourite quote...

When Socrates mimics the girls in the mall and calls Freud "Geek!"
and walks away laughing.

(Who else caught the Freudian phallic reference with the corndog?
If you're familiar with Freud,just watch the corndog in his hand during the scene.Hi-Larious!!!)

"I love wearing A tuxedo while killing people,It kinda makes me feel like James Bond."

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[–] Emerald-Archer 18 years ago

I don't remember this one well but it's something like...

Girls: Were leaving and don't think we'll be playing tonight!!
Evil Ted: Fine *picks up guitar* Cya *Smiles and nods*

Evil B&T: Catch ya later evil dude!!!

& gotta mention the death in a dress part

Bill: You look great dude!
Reaper: You, You think so?
Bill: Yes... you do!
*guys start laughing*

lmao.

Anyway, be excellent to eachother, an party on dudes!!

-TBWS-

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[–] beavinator 18 years ago

Grim Reaper (after B&T congratulate Station on building the Good Robot Us-es):

"I did the wigs...and I helped with the shopping. I pushed the cart..."

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[–] xtlhogciao 18 years ago

whoah youre metal dude
yeah, we're total metal heads.

and even though theyre about to be killed, they do the air guitar with them

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[–] TheyThirstBlood 18 years ago

I totaly possesed my dad (cuts to classical guitar)

'A Robin Redbreast in a Cage Puts all Heaven in a Rage'

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[–] smerph 18 years ago

Kudos to you, good human usses!

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In case I don't see you ; good afternoon, good evening and good night!

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[–] fishbob999 18 years ago

'Shut up Ted!'
or
'He said shut your hole!'
or
'That other me is a dick!'

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[–] plissken99 18 years ago

Here is the absolute funniest line in the movie, and amazingly no one has mentioned it!

Dude, we're in heaven... and we just mugged three people!

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[–] Cassiline 18 years ago

Okay, now seriously, I shout this at my friends constantly, how could NO ONE have posted it??

Evil Bill: Now get over here and put out!

The situation is the babes come over, evil B&T are there after trashing the place, and after the above line, the babes throw their "engagement" rings at them.
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I am sworn to Cassiel; I serve and protect.

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[–] ikbenshagadelic 18 years ago

I need to be more sensitive to myself :P

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[–] blakk_raven 18 years ago

"Dude, I can't believe Missy divorced your Dad, and married mine."
That line totally cracked me up! Hahaha!

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[–] shockabsorber 18 years ago

Good robot Bill & Ted: "Fight evil usses, save the babes!"... Just the tone of voice is brilliant!

Ted: "If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection"
Bill: "But you're already dead!"
Ted: "Oh... well then they're yours, dude!"

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I've come to warn you! In three million years, you'll be dead!

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[–] SirMozman 17 years ago

'Hows it going new age duuuuuuuuuuuudes?'
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Ted - 'Now your dads going for it, in your own room!'

Bill - 'Shut up Ted!'

Ted - 'Your step-mom IS cute though!'

Bill - 'Shut up Ted!'

Ted - 'Remember when I asked her to the prom?'

Bill - 'SHUT UP TED!!'

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Reaper - 'No-one has EVER won...'

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[–] guitarsl0 17 years ago

hahahahahahaha I love the quote above!

I love pretty much every quote in Bogus Journey but one that hasn't been mentioned is:

*Evil Bill and Evil Ted open the van door in the desert and tell Bill and Ted to get out*

Bill: "So? Where's Joanna and Elizabeth?" *intereupted by EB and ET laugh*

Evil Ted: "They're not here!"

Evil Bill: "But guess what? We're totally gonna kill you now!"

Ted: "No Way!!"

Evil Ted: "Yes way Ted, we're fully programmed to do it!"

Evil Bill: "Yeah! And we wanna do it too!"

*Both laugh* hahahaha

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[–] watsona9 17 years ago

When they are in their own personal hell and the Easter bunny says,

"Theodore... you made your little brother cry!"

Ted freaks out then the Easter bunny is hopping around saying,

"You stole Deacon's Easter basket!"

That Easter bunny gives me the creeps!

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[–] alx3 17 years ago

Yu hev saunk mei baitleship

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[–] Cassiline 17 years ago

That bunny is scary as all hell. Quite literally.

I still have creepy daydreams of that.

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I am sworn to Cassiel; I serve and protect.

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[–] SunshipBalloons2011 17 years ago

[Bill and Ted wakes up after having been dead a while. Bill picks out a worm from his ear]

Bill: Dinner's over, worm dude.

~I'm a reasonable man, get off my case, get off my case~

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[–] Lunchbox-3 17 years ago

Savory cruellers!

I've got a full-on robot chubby.

We used to be pussweeds, but now we're metal, so get over here and put out!

You're not strong, you're silky boys!

Dude, Hell sucks!
Yeah!

Are you a mineral?
Yeah.
Are you a tank?
Whoa ... yeah!

We have totally met our match!
Kudos to you, good human us-es!

That was Chuck DeNomolos, my old gym teacher and sit-up champion of the 27th century.

Come home soon, Stallyn One, we'll miss you.

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[–] schmooooze 16 years ago

'.....they Melvin'd me!'

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[–] rneil95 16 years ago

"Dude, we totally just melvined Death!"

I don't read the script. The script reads me.

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[–] TheSilverScreenJunkie 16 years ago

love it guys

but theres 2 i cant beleive u guys didnt put, or maybe im the only one who thinks there funny :/

ted : "how many fingers am i about to hold up??"

evil ted "uhhh 3"

ted holds up 3 fingers

bill n ted " WHOAAAAAAA" the way they SAY it and the stupidness of it all LOL it KILLS ME

annnnd this part always gets to me i dont know but

when the 2 robots are telling bill n ted that there gonna kill them now

and robot bill shows his robot insides

and then ALL 4 OF THEM ARE LIKE NIIICE and break into *AIR GUITAR* LOL and then the 2 robots just like, notice bill n ted doing it too and stop lol, it gets me everytime i dont know bout u guys

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[–] STinG3606 16 years ago

Station!

We're out of dishes.

Four out of seven?... Damn right!!!!

Every line said by the Reaper.

If Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, so can Mr. T... all he has to do is punch Chuck Norris.

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[–] HnhMntnah 16 years ago

"You totally killed us, you evil, metal dickweeds!"

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[–] andymhome 16 years ago

I can't believe no one has posted this one yet;

Death, Bill, Ted and Station are in the hardware store.

Death walks past a smoker and says "See you real soon"
the smoker panics and puts his cigarette out

brilliant scene

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