Favourate Quote
There'a a million, but the best must be in the second film, given their current situation, ' Dude, this is a totally deep hole'. 'Yeah'.
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I really like when evil Bill and Ted are trashing the real B+T's house and evil Bill goes "Yes! Upside Down Cake!" and flips it over, smashing the cake onto the counter.
In EA, I like the Star Wars bit.
Ted: Hey Bill!
Bill: what?
Ted: I'm Darth Ted!
Bill: Yah, well I'm Luke-Bill, and youre not my father!
and they proceed to swordfight "Dude, we totally know how to swordfight!"
There are so many though...
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when they're in heaven talking to God
Bill - "...and this lovely lady is Death."
Most of the best ones have been said, so here's a smaller one.
After EB knocks Missy out by blowing on her:
ET: "Whoa. Evil Breath."
And from the first one. After Rufus first comes out of the sky and lands before them at the Circle K:
TED: "Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?"
"You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!"
Ted: "Dude!"
Bill: "What?"
Ted: "Hell sucks!"
"Now get your patchouli stink out of my store!"
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I mean, my personal favorite is "Best of Seven?" "DAMN RIGHT!"
But I wanted to mention the possession scene.
"I totally believe you, dude!"
Ted's dad: "Excellent!"
"Ooh, DONUTS! Rich, wholesome donuts."
Ted'd dad: "Dude, being dead sure makes you hungry!"
Bill (on more than one occassion): "SHUT UP, TED!"
I also loved the Megadeth line.
William Sadler totally stole every scene as Death. The "best out of 7..." quote was classic.
But i also remember a quote he had on the way to the "battle of San Dimas" concert. I think hes asking Bill if they like him and Bill kind of says yes...Death looks over at Bill and says <b>"Don't patronize me!"</b>, with that accent, causing Bill to reassure him. Any one remember that exchange? I only ask because i just say BTBJ on HBO this past week and they didnt show the scene. Maybe its only on VHS? I also remember afterwards Bill giving Death a stick of gum and Death putting the stick (wrapper and all) into his mouth, taking like 3 chews and then spitting it out onto the dashboard, remarking, <b>"I do not like this gum!"</b> Anyone remember those two quotes?
Other quotes:
Ted to Bill: Dude, we just mugged 3 people!
Death to God: (simply) Sorry.
"Dude we're in heaven and we just mugged three people"
"Yeah we better get out of here before we ruin it for everyone"
and
Death "do not overlook my butt I work out all the time."
and
"That was a fast 16 month intensive guitar training"
"yeah except for that three week medieavil honey moon"
I also love the end with the headlines "air guitar found to eliminate smog"
I could go on forever like this so I had better stop now.
Bill and Ted rock!!!!
All girls are princesses some men are Queens
The whole Hell sequence
How Death laughs when the evil robots' heads fly off
"You have sunk my battleship."
Death wins Indy 500
" I didn't know I could run so fast."
"STATION!"
"We are now broadcasting on every channel in the world."
British couple: My word!
The whole air guitar thing
Newspaper headlines: Death goes solo
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My favorite quotes are:
Ted- Yeah, they totally turned on La Bamba when Bill was playing his solo
Bill- Shut up, Ted!
Bill- Best of seven?
Death- Damn right!
Evil Ted- I've got a full-on robot chubby
Evil Ted and Evil Bill- Fags!
Bill- Dude, this is a totall deep hole
Ted- Yeah
Ted- Now what?
Bill- Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Ted- And we can totally see down you're...
Bill- Ted! (Looks down) Whoa, you're right! Scoot over! (Pushes Ted)
Bill- If I die, then I want you to have my Megadeth collection
Ted- But dude, we're already dead.
Bill- Whoa, then they're yours dude.
Ted- Whoa, thanks dude.
how many perfect people could a picky person pick if a picky person picked people perfectly?
Evil Bill after killing good Bill & Ted with Evil Ted: "I totally loogied on that good dead me!!"
Also, good Bill, in hell, addressing satan: "How's it goin' Beelzebub?" Bill must read the bible to know that name, hehe.
Also, Death's little one liner before the concert at the end: "You may be a king, or a street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper!"
But i also remember a quote he had on the way to the "battle of San Dimas" concert. I think hes asking Bill if they like him and Bill kind of says yes...Death looks over at Bill and says <b>"Don't patronize me!"</b>, with that accent, causing Bill to reassure him. Any one remember that exchange? I only ask because i just say BTBJ on HBO this past week and they didnt show the scene. Maybe its only on VHS? I also remember afterwards Bill giving Death a stick of gum and Death putting the stick (wrapper and all) into his mouth, taking like 3 chews and then spitting it out onto the dashboard, remarking, <b>"I do not like this gum!"</b> Anyone remember those two quotes?
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I always laugh during the scene where they are proposing to the babes with those random as speeches.
But my favourite has to be the posession scene "I totally posessed my Dad!" (crappy air guitar plays).
The actor who played Ted's Dad did an awesome job during that scene, just a shame that the actor playing the other cop was just awful trying to do Bill.
Hmmmm, my favourite quote:
Evil Bill: Alright! Upside down cake!
Evil Bill: I totally loogied on that good me!
I can't remember many of the Bogus quotes, but from Excellent Adventure...
Ted: This is heavy.
Bill: Yeah, heavy metal [both laugh, then air guitar]
Bill: 2 beers please. [gets beers]
Ted: He didn't even card us dude!
Bill: Gotta remember this place.
Bill and Ted: 69 dudes!
:D
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Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard!
I took that from the quotes cuz i didn't know where he did it. But i love the way he said it. It sounded like he didn't say the A before candelstick. and when Ted yells at him. Ah how i loved it.
My favorite part/line is when Death tells them the only way out is to challenge him to a contest, and he says if they lose they're stay in the afterlife forever.
Then Ted gets this look on his face and says "What if we win"? Just the way he looks, and the way he says what if we win just cracks me up. But it's a total visual/audio funny more than a readable funny.
Lex-"It was our only show and you dropped like a dead deer on us!"
Einstein: "Smokey and the Bandit 3: Smokey is the bandit!"
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