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There'a a million, but the best must be in the second film, given their current situation, ' Dude, this is a totally deep hole'. 'Yeah'.

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" I can't believe Missy divorced your dad, and married mine"

" Shut up Ted !!"

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When Death is trying out the Garden Rake and then puts it back "naaahhhh" is hilarious

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"Excuse me Death, but your shoelace is untied"

LMAO he isnt even wearing shoes, how does he fall for it!

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MELVIN!

also when Ted calls the Devil FAG!

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Not exactly a quote but the newspaper headline at the end about the reapers solo album flopping and him re-joining the stallyns gets me everytime

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My favorite is after they play Clue and Death loses:

Death: I said Plum.
Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?

It's all in the delivery. Keanu just sounds so annoyed and childish.

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"I work out all the time... and reaping burns a lot of calories".

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Sir James Martin of Faith No More in regards to De Nomolos:

"...What a Shlthead" 🎸

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