Favourate Quote - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) Discussion

[–] queen_ourt 22 years ago

nah, my favorite is when ted gives the gatekeeper guy the meaning of life..."every rose has its thorn, just like every night has its dawn, just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song".

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[–] kattatonic1 21 years ago

do we know how many lines are from metal songs? "Every rose has its thorn, just like every night has its dawn, just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song" is a direct quote from Poison's song "Every Rose Has Its Thorns", just like "Don't Fear the Reaper" is Blue Oyster Cult.

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[–] Shark_Attacks 19 years ago

"you have sunk my battleship"

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[–] RokkenDokken 19 years ago

ha ha ha especially with his accent!! The megadeth collection bit was soo funny! I loooove bill and ted! its soooo 80s even though the 2nd part was made in 1991! ha ha

"stoke me a clipper, i'll be back for christmas"

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[–] ace_erath 19 years ago

ow! you're metal, dude!

but the best was: "drop down and give me... infinity!"
rofl

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[–] jump2theleft 22 years ago

"Don't fear the Reaper," I laugh everytime I hear it. I love Blue Oyster Cult, so it only makes this funnier.

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[–] daniely020 22 years ago

My fav is the Reaper Rap at the end.

" You might be a king, or a little street sweeper. But sooner or later you dance with the reaper"

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[–] sonicbro316 22 years ago

When they're in their own personal hell

Devil- Choose your eternity HAHAHAHA!

Ted- Choose your own, you fag! (Ted then gets blown away)

Bill- You ugly, red, source of all evil! (Bill gets blown away)

I showed the movie to a friend and the only quote he ever repeats is,

Bill- Best of seven?
Reaper- Damn right!

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[–] slater_fan 22 years ago

When they're in the military hell :

Bill: There's no way i could possibly do infinite push ups
Ted: Maybe he'll let us do them girly style

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[–] FlyonDaWall 19 years ago

When they're in the military hell :
Drill Seargent: You're just a "Silky boy".. Silk comes from the butt of Chinese worms.

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[–] Lunchbox-3 17 years ago

I used to say that all the time ... "You're not strong, you're silky boys!"

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[–] zspicer_92 17 years ago

My favorite is at the beginning

Ms. Wardroe: I mean the girls can play, but you guys stink
Bill: Well girls mature faster than guys
Ted: Plus they've been playing since the Medieval times
Bill: Ted!
Ted: Oh I mean Medieval, Iowa

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[–] jac-atac 21 years ago

You pick great quotes! I love that dialogue...and i have a friend who says the 2nd quote you mentioned whenever we talk about that movie, too.

I also like the conversation Bill and Ted have when after they meet the Devil:
Bill-- Ted, if I die...you can have my Megadeth collection.
Ted-- But, dude, we're already dead!
Bill-- Whoa. Well then, they're yours, dude.
Ted-- Whoa!! Thanks, dude!

and then, later, after Bill says that Station has an excellently huge Martian butt, the Reaper says--
"Don't overlook my butt. I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories."

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[–] ElizaDushkusGroomToBe 21 years ago

I love all of Death's lines. My favorite, though, was not spoken. At the end of the movie when the credits are rolling they show articles involving the Wyld Stallions. On the cover of Sports Illustrated there's an article about how Death won the Indy 500. There's a quote saying, "I didn't know I could run that fast!"

And there was one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of it rather quickly. -Illyria

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[–] MonicaBale 21 years ago

I like it when the give the meanning of life with Poison's song's!
Every rose has its thorns...
Also...
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Bill: Ted, we gotta do something!
Ted: Dudes, even though you're doing this, we... we... we love you! We love you!
Evil Bill, Evil Ted: Fags!

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Evil Ted: Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for a cat!
Evil Bill: I'm trying evil Ted, I'm trying!

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[–] Itsaduck 21 years ago

Bill : hey sissy , i mean mom

or

Ted : bill wanna play 20 questions
bill : ok
Bill : are you alive
Ted: no
bill : a tank !
Ted : whoa

or

Army dude : do u get me !!
bill : yes sir....dude
bill: yes dude sir
bill : sir yes sir.....dude

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[–] sean7921 19 years ago

Ted: Best of Seven?
Reaper:Damn right!!

Evil Bill:Aim for a cat Evil Ted! Aim for a cat!
Evil Ted: im trying Evil Bill, I`m trying!!

Ted: Even though your doing this guys......
Bill: We love you.
Ted:We love you!
...............
Evil Bill+Ted: FAGS!!

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[–] vikkileapea 20 years ago

Dead Bill : Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Dead Ted : But dude, we are already dead!
Dead Bill : Oh. Well then they're yours, dude!

Evil Ted : Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for the cat!

Jack: How's that... the key's ran off!

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[–] ultrachronic 20 years ago

The bit where they're falling and keep screaming and then Bill says "Dude, this is like a totally deep hole", and then they start screaming again, then they play 20 questions XD

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[–] bigbuff_guy 20 years ago

My favorite is during the scene where Bill and Ted are dominating Death in Battleship, Twister, Clue, and Electronic Football. After losing at Electronic Football, Death goes ballistic and throws the table. Then Bill (maybe it was Ted) asks "Best 4 out of 7?" Death responds with "DAMN RIGHT!" That's great.

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[–] geny82 20 years ago

I live when the evil robot Ted looks at a picture of the babes and says "I've got a full on robot chubby."

Plus the song at the very very end, after "God gave Rock and Roll." It's like a bunch of sound bites going through and retelling the movie in 3 minutes.

I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts.

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[–] W0m6at 20 years ago

I think some great stuff comes out of the God sequence.

Bill: "We are not the three wise people you might have thought we were."
Ted: "No, we mugged three people and took their clothes... Sorry"

Ted: "Now.. OK. First of all, congratulations on Earth. It's a most excellent planet, and Bill and I enjoy it on a daily basis."
You all probably know Bill's next line by heart ;)

Oh, and of course, they had to do their "And together we are WILD STALLYNS! YEAH!", as well as having Death looking all shy and figetting with his dress.

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[–] Yankee1204 19 years ago

Bill: Dude, you should marry her! then you could be your own stepdad!

You big... faaidy...
-The Replacments

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[–] n-core 19 years ago

gotta be "nanananana" when evil Bill is on the bed talkin to the babes, although there is a million to chose from.

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[–] ecp7039 19 years ago

I love in the first one when Ted says he has an Oedipal complex and they cut to his stepmom.
Cracks me up every time.

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[–] vincethod 19 years ago

(B& T are led into Heaven)

Bill: Whoa! Most Atypical!

Been keeping me chuckling for months that one - don't know why....

Vince

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[–] Neocon 19 years ago

the dont fear the reaper line always makes me chuckle ^_^

so do the headlines at the end, especially the indie 500 one :p

The bewildered prophet

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[–] infiltrate_destroy_rebuild 19 years ago

I can't remember the whole thing but De Nomolos was blabbering on about something and all of a sudden, Jim Martin from Faith No More just goes "What a s***head!" Classic.

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[–] Digsys_Dinner 19 years ago

BUTCH AND SUNDANCE THE EARLY YEARS - Pure classic! Death stole the show! DAMN RIGHT!

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[–] acky_1 19 years ago

Hmm... So many to choose from....

"Sorry.... They melvined me."

"I think.... Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick!"
"You're wrong dude. It was Professor Plum!"
"I said Plum!"

"I love showbusiness."
With Death's ace accent.

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[–] michaelgould08 19 years ago

I love that they're watching Star Trek, and Kirk goes up the mountain, and then bill and ted go up the very same mountain later.

Death playing Twister

"dude, when we're married, I wonder if the babes will stay over with us."

so many other great ones.

Best of 7? Damn Right!

"Good grief, its a running gag..."

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[–] silent-skies 19 years ago

My fave quotes:

Evil Ted: Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for a cat!

Evil Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.

Evil Bill: Not bad...
Evil Ted: Yeah. Let's make it bad

Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!

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"It's like looking in a mirror. Only... not."

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[–] matthew-raggett 19 years ago

not long after the film was in cinemas someone wrote "full on robot chubby" on a big piece of machinery on the wall of my local hospital (st.georges in tooting,london) and its still there in 2006 how cool is that

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[–] yvonniemo 19 years ago

Bill- Best of seven?
Reaper- Damn right!

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