Only a ninja can defeat a ninja


Wrong!!! I am sure a samurai could defeat one as well.

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Also, apparently 50 cops with a ton of guns can defeat one enough that he has to force his soul into someone else and leave his body at the morgue (or something).



"Weirdness was all he cared about. Weirdness and sex and plenty to drink."

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oh yeah good one, maybe a tank can defeat one as well, or a rocket launcher

but i think the guy meant in a one on one fight

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I'm sure Daniel LaRusso would have been able to defeat a ninja. I'm pretty sure Myagi Do karate has methods dealing with ninjas

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I'm sure Old Painless could also.

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Samurai are honorable. Ninja are sneaky and underhand. Ninja wins.

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I’m sure Rick Flair could defeat one also!

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