Best line from creepshow?

"It's a comic book."

"A what?"

"A comic Book."

"A COMIC BOOK!"

I just love how that guy says the line and the look on his face! For some reason it always makes me laugh!

I got my cake!

There's so many funny lines. I love almost everything Wilma says. I like that one also that I don't see mentioned here about Wilma taking that one woman shopping for better clothes or something. I think she says something about showing her the best stores. That is so funny.

Your chains are still mine, you belong to me! - The Phantom Of The Opera

Jordy verrill as he "checks" his body for the spreading desease... "Oh no, not there!"

Leslie Nielsen had many of the best lines:


* "I love the ocean -- except when the tide is out, then it has kind of a rotten smell."

* "Is that camp or kitsch, Harry?"

* "The maiden fair is waiting for her knight in shining corduroy!"

* "What? The burial mound of my lady fair? Could be...."

* "Notice how the water creeps in. Even when the tide's out, the water creeps in."

* "Good boy, Harry. Good boy."

* "I always keep my promises. And I do have the gun, don't I?"

* "Yell all you want, Harry! Comfort Point is very private -- I own it all! HEEELLLLP! Nobody's gonna hear you, Harry. Nobody's gonna hear anything...."

* "You know, Harry, I could really cover you all the way up, couldn't I? I could make Harry all gone!"

* "Found a friend, Harry! He's just getting revenge for all of his relatives that you ate, baked and stuffed...."

* "I've got something here that will help take your mind of it. IIIT'S SHOOOOOWTIIIME! Now just take a look at the quality of that picture -- I love these things!"

* "She can't hear you. I'm sorry. She lost a coin toss, I had to bury her further down the beach."

* "If you just take a look at the VCR back there... Oh, I'm sorry, you can't turn your head. Let me assure you, Harry, the VCR is not on play, it's on record. I'm going to save this stuff. The two of you are part of my home movies."

* "Now you got a chance, Harry. If you don't lose your head. Now it looks like she's losing hers, doesn't it? Feel how hard your heart is beating, Harry? How fast? Now that's gonna make it harder for you to hold your breath, isn't it? Ah, the tide... coming in. It's getting late, Harry. I guess I'll have to trot along. You enjoy the show... at least until the monitor shorts out."

* "You gotta hold your breath, Harry. You gotta hold your breath."

* "The undertow carried them away... saved me the trouble. No need to get jumpy. They're all gone. Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub...."

* "Is that you, Wentworth? Let me remind you, dear boy, I have the gun! I suggest you get out of here -- or I'll shoot ya!"

* "I can hold my breath for a LOOOOONG TIME! AH! HA! HA! HA! HA!"

"I can hold my breath for a loooooong time."

"It's showtime."

"The maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy."

After the crab walks by Harry Richard says "He's just getting revenge for all of his relatives you ate, baked, and stuffed."

Those are the classics. Anything Leslie Nielsen said or did in that movie is awesome. Like every other movie he's been in, he stole that one, too.

Nielsen rocks.

"Just tell it to call you, Billy."


"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"
-The Outlaw Josey Wales

My favorites are from "Father's Day"...all the other good ones have been listed on here several times already. Lol
"It was good riddance to some extremely bad rubbish"
"Oh...You mean Cass hasn't told you about Dotty old Aunt Bedelia ? The Patriarch of our clan."
"You Bootlegger ! Killer ! Murderer !!!"
"So I fixed it all !!! Ash tray back in place...chair overturned...Whoooo...BAAAAAD fall Daddy, bad fall."