i think every episoded has 2 or 3 great lines. my fav has got to be "i can hold my breath a long, long time, hahahahaha". whats yours?
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Mine's,"Bedelia you bitch!" He says it with feeling.
Also liked that scene in which Henry daydreams of shooting Wilma in the forehead. After everyone claps. A guy says,"Hellava shot" followed by,"Bulleye" from the girl.
'I ain't got time to bleed.'
'You got time to duck'
"Just tell it to call you, Billie." "He wanted to measure the bite marks. I guess he got his chance." There are many more lines I love.
Clark's destiny = Superman, Lex Luthor & Lois Lane.
"Next year, you can take the wife and kids to Disneyland
on your *beep* welfare check!"
when was the last time you got it up henry? when was it that you were a man in our bed? now get out of my way or ill swear to god youll be wearing your balls for earrings HA HA HA HA HA HA
"THATS A DUMB QUESTION MISS GRIMBRIDGE"
Actually, the whole Pratt/Castonmayer exchange is hilarious. I used to have a gadget that recorded snippets of sound and once I captured the line "It was in my husband's address book you son of a Bitch!" from the TV and I'd replay it and crack up anyone around me...;)
share"Uh-uh...200 bucks. Anita Verill didn't raise no idjit!"
(Jordy nods with that stupid look on his face as the professor counts out the money)
"Keep 'em comin'!"
-Jordy Verill
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Nathan Grantham: "Where's my cake, Bedelia? You dirty bitch!"
Upson Pratt: "Either get to work or you'll be taking your wife and kids to Disney World on your f---ing welfare check."
Yippee: "For king!"
Yappee: "For country!"
Yahooie: "And, most of all, for 10¢ an hour!"
Someone mentioned "Just call me Billie, everyone does!" before, but I especially love that line when she says it offscreen and you see the look of disgust on Henry's face...
"I don't know WHY they keep inviting her..."
Also, a totally random line that Richard says: "You know some of these cables are loose, Harry? I'm surprised you didn't notice a change in the quality of your picture."
The custodian in The Crate the very first line he says *beep* Funniest cruse word I ever heard.
shareYou can't kill us because we're already dead...
Hey, tell me the truth... are we still in the game?
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*shoots wife in head.
Party Guest: "Bullseye!" and "Great Shot!" and the rest of the guests begin a little golf clap for Henry.