'Good looking lady, must of been something before electricity'
'Hey baby, wanna earn 20 bucks the hard way?'
and my golf course favorite
'Cinderella story, has about 300 yards left.., going with a 5 iron. He shoots.., and it's in the hole!'
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shareIn the version I recently watched it was "$14."
shareI do not remember it word for word, but at the dinner party, when Czervik goes to order his drink from Tony.
Czervik: "You know how to make a bull shot?"
Tony: (in response) "You know how to make a shoe smell?"
Definitely not the most stand out lines in general discussion, but I loved them. A friend of mine and I use that all the time, especially when we're approaching a bar together.
"I think it is time to teach these young varmints a lesson in morality and what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society." (Love him jumping after the gopher as he finishes)
"Hey, Mr. Gopher!" (Loved Bill doing the Ozzy Osbourne thing and biting off the head of the rabbit explosive and talking while saying this)
"Here it is! It's no big deal!" (eats Baby Ruth candy bar and judge's wife faints)
Me too, Steve, I watched Caddyshack again last night and I found teaching a gopher about being a decent member of society, etc., was hilarious.
Of course, the Cinderella story is rated very highly and I think we should keep playing, I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for a while as well as many of Dangerfield's and Ted Knight's lines are oft-quoted. Clearly there are too many to say there is just one line.
'This your grandson? Nice boy. Now I know why tigers eat their young.'
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
Smails kid : "are you gonna eat your fat?"
Al " Hey Mr Wang, it's only the car park!"
Judge Smails to Danny " well, the world needs ditch diggers too"
Old lady when the silverware tumbles from the top floor " That must be the tea..."
Smails kid "What about my azzzzthma?"
Dad " I'll give you azzzzma....."
Al : "if you own anything but land, you own a popcorn fart!" (leans sideways and lets one rip) "oh, hey, did somebody step on a duck??" (the whole table falls about with laughter..)
Angry Cook: Dog food???? I'll show him dog food!!!! (and he has to be held back by the other cooks)
Lou and the others are in the bushes watching Smails and the black guy goes: I'll bet you 50 bucks the Smails' kid picks his nose.
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
Ty Webb: "Remember Danny - two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."
The fact that people came up with 15 or 20 lines that make me laugh just sitting here reading them (not even SEEING the reactions in the movie) and not ONE of them was one that I would have thought of right off the top of my head, shows what a CLASSIC movie this is... IF you have a sense of humor and the ability to appreciate sarcasm.
Two more that I really got a chuckle out of:
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
"I gotta go to college."
"You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia."
If you can't find humor in this movie, you really take life far to seriously.
"You scratched my anchor!"
"That kangaroo stole my ball!"
It is easier to fool someone than convince them they have been fooled~Mark Twain
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