Favorite Lines
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
"Oh, looks good on you, though!"
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I don't think the heavy stuff is comin down for quite some time.
Cannonball. Cannonball comin.
We have a pool....and a pond.....Pond would be good for you.
Noonan.......Miss it.......Noonan.
Don't you people have homes?
Don't sell youself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
How do you measure yourself against other golfers?
By height.
Where'd it go?
Right in the lumber yard.
I smell varmint poontang.
Al: "Woo! The dance of the living dead."
The Bishop: "There is no God."
"you'll get nothing and like it" is a line I find myself using often :)
Spinning... because knitting isn't weird enough.
My favorites...
"Ty Webb? More like Ty Cobb, you cranky SOB!"
"Did somebody step on a duck?"
"Hey Noonan, do you really expect me to put that in my mouth?"
"I'm gonna stick you with me shillelagh!"
"Hey everyone, I'm really a girl! I bet you didn't see that coming!"
"The ball is in the hole."
"I'd like to do strange things to your butt if you are OK with that."
"Let's not go there, OK?"
"If at first you don't succeed, keep trying to kill the gopher." "Did you say golfer?" "Nope, gopher!"
"Thank you very little."
"If you think that stinks, smell this!"
I'm a real kewl kat.🐈
"Hey Moose! Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook will you?
Also...
Lou: What's that sign say?
Angie: No Bare feet.
Lou: What's that sign say?
Angie: No fighting?
Lou: What does that mean?
Angie: No fighting.
Green Goblin is great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1L4ZuaVvaw
God, where do I start:
"Park my car, get my bags, and put on some weight will ya?"
"You, you're no gentleman."
"Yeah, I'm no doorknob either."
"Maybe it's a good omen."
"In Haiti."
"What do you got in here, rocks?"(I use this one a lot especially when picking up my wife's pocketbook or the diaper bag)
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no hole is a danish."
"What are you, a diabetic?"
"What's this?"
"Lou's been losing at the track lately."
"Well I ain't payin' no 50 cents for no Coke."(50 cents for a Coke...go figure)
and also, "You can't get no satisfaction, huh? Well that figures!"
I'm a real kewl kat.🐈
If we are talking about the line I use most in everyday conversation, it's: "so I got that going for me... which is nice".
If we are talking about the line that, while hard to work into everyday conversation, I love it most when I can find a way to wedge it in, it's: "pool or a pond... pond would be good for you".