What do y'all think are the funniest lines in the movie? Some of mine definately include:
"Somebody hates these cans!!"
and
"I grew up a poor black boy"
"That Patty must be a sweet girl."
"God bless her."
"Die gas pumper"
After entering Patty's filthy trailer...
"Where's your garbage???"
While Navin is losing his virginity...
"This is like a ride..."
I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.
"you're our eighth customer today! you won a free OVEN MIYATTT!" best line
shareBoss: "We'll keep the eggplants out!" Navin: "Ah good! We don't want any vegetables.....Waiter: Would monsieur care for another bottle of Chateau Latour?
Navin: Ah yes, but no more 1966. Lets splurge! Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you've got - this year! No more of this old stuff.
Im praying for rain in california so the grapes can grow and they can make more wine.
"Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like your typical b*stard!"
Don't you realize that a man is a nig?
Last Movie: Life of Brian - 9/10
Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this
[picks up an ashtray]
Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair
[walking outside]
Navin R. Johnson: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog
[dog barks]
Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog
Sniper: Die, you random son of a bitch
[shoots at Navin but hits a display of oil cans]
Navin R. Johnson: He hates these cans!
Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you
Marie: Kind of
Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet
Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me
Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere
"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke
"I want to say something that's very hard for me to say. I slit the sheet the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit." LMAO!
Don't you wish you were me? I know I do!
"Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this. "share
[picks up an ashtray]
"And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need."
"He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans. "
The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
-Stan Fox: Damn these glasses son.
Navin R. Johnson: Yes, sir.
[to the glasses]
Navin R. Johnson: I damn thee
-Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.
"Thanks for pulling my hat down kid." Dunno why it cracks me up so much. Probably because it is obviously ad libbed and just so random.
shareNavin: "This music! .... It SPEAKS to me!"
Navin: "My mother told me that was my special purpose, and some day I would know what it was for."
Patty: "Today's the day!"
Navin: "I'm picking out a thermos for you!"
My stepson has always remembered and always laughed at Ironballs McGinty.