Funniest Quotes


What do y'all think are the funniest lines in the movie? Some of mine definately include:

"Somebody hates these cans!!"

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"I grew up a poor black boy"

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" St Louis ? "

" No ..Navin Johnson"



Here's the triple dicks..keep the change"

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"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"

"The new phone book is here, the new phone book is here...I'M SOMEBODY!"

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I can't quote the words off hand, but the scene where Navin doesn't correctly guess the weight and he's telling the winner the area of the prizes they can choose.

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Navin: You know, while you were playing that just now, I had the
craziest fantasy that I could rise up and float right down the
end of this coronet, right through here, through these valves,
right along this tube, and right up against your lips and give
you a kiss.

Marie: Why didn't you?

Navin: I didn't want to get spit on me.

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The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

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You're just a son of a blocking bastard...

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New Accounts Bank Manager: I will need two pieces of identification.

Navin R. Johnson: Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth. 🐭

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"I'm learning a lot from my new boss. He's teaching me to be impatient."



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