Let's hear some of your favorites. Here's one of mine:
The prison scene with Dr Klan (this is the best I can remember it).
Klan "These are men who do care, but don't drink!"
Prisoner "Hey, I don't care"
Other prisoner "Yeah, and I don't drink"
Klan "Do you care?"
Prisoner "No"
Klan "Guard, put this man in cell number one and get him a drink!"
Guard "What do you want to drink?"
Prisoner "I don't care"
LMAO
"This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation."
share"Take him to Detroit!"
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And what's so stinking about it!?
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Mr. Loo disables a bomb simply by kicking it!
A wall bleeds when Dr. Klawn's claw slashes it.
The black guy in the 'Sex Record' skit takes off his pants and and he loses his balance...smashing into the coffee table!
Dr. Klawn gives a speech in Korean. Some people claim that he says something like, "This is a silly movie! I can't believe I am in it."
The usher in the feel around theater burns a movie patron's arm with a blow torch!
The silly sound effect when the guy in the shower rubs the woman's breasts!
On the news show, a woman from a zoo shows a gerbil. She has a deadpan expression on her face when she hurls the gerbil in the air!
The crew and the reporter on the TV monitor can see a teenage boy and girl having sex on the couch! One of the crew members orgasms and he wraps his shirt over the reporter's head!
The boom mike presses itself against the chest of the 'High Adventure' host. His beating heart can be heard on the audio!
Again...this time with feewing.
shareA TOY ROBOT!!!!
Bowels of Hell!!!
Doomsday Bell!!!
Prison Cell!!!
Bloody Hell!!!
My favorite quote is:
"Did a cow s**t in here"
BIG JIM SLADE!!!!!!!!
......and the capital of nebraska is lincoln
(AFTER he cuts off the guys head) Now...take him to be tortured!
Anouncer: If I was asleep and you were my alarm clock how would you wake me?
Contestant: I wouldnt. I'm no ding a ling
Klan: BRUTKIS! (Brutkis kills contestant)
LOL! Awesome stuff
The guy with the dildo "We mean no harm to your planet!"
share" Big Jim Slade " that was awesome, I nearly laughed up my kidney
" I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you *beep* "
Loo (after one of his students hits him with a weak kick or punch): Now try again....but this time with feeeeeeling.
Some odd years later, Jon Bon Jovi ended up using these words to write "Bad Medicine" off of their
"New Jersey" album.
"This time with feeeeewing"
'BLAM'
(in low hoarse croak) "better"
"Bachelor Number 3, Enormous Genitals!"
United appeal for the dead "Do Not Talk"
But my all time favorite (and it's very simple which is why I love it) is during the fight between Klan and Loo, Klan kicks down some decoration or something and says "Sh!t" That gets me everytime for some reason.
In the event of pre-mature ejaculation, the Wonderful World of Sex comes complete with BIG JIM SLADE!!! Big Jim Slade,former tight-end for the Kansas City Chiefs,Comes complete with a vast assortment of whips, chains and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off...And the capital of Nabraska in Lincoln!!!!
This movie is chock-full of classic lines. Best parody ever.
Big Jim Slade all the way.