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Favorite lines

posted 16 years ago by BIGERN52
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1."Crime?"
"Stampeding cattle."
'"Stampeding cattle? That's not much of a crime!"
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"

2."Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me...........Jim."
"Ok, Jim. Since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I dunno. Play chess. Screw."
"Let's play chess!"

3."Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you."
"Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight."

4."All right. We'll give some land to the *beep* and the Chinks. But we don't want the Irish!" - spoken by the Irish mayor of Rock Ridge.

5.Lili Von Shtupp "Tell me, schwartzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? (A zipper opens.) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue..."

6."Where the white women at!"

7."The sheriff is Near(bell rings loudly)." "What did he say?"

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[–] Shane30794 13 years ago

"Hey, where da white women at?" - The best line of the movie

Lili Von Shtue- "They keep on coming and going and going and coming, and always too soon..."

"I didn't get a harumph outa that guy" hahahahah yeah how did this take so long to get said

[–] froofiedadawg 13 years ago

"Now, you will only be risking your lives, while I am risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor."

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[–] wmkingsman 13 years ago

" Now, who can argue with that ??"
"I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for saying what needed to be said. Not only was it genuine frontier gibberish....."

[–] JBret85 12 years ago

"Be still, Taggart!"

"Here we take the time and trouble to kill every last Indian in the west, and for what; they go and appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any Indian. I am depressed.

"Mr Taggart, me and the boys sure do hate to see you like this. How would you like it if me and the boys was to shoot that ni**er dead? Would that pep you up some?"

"That might help."

"Nevermind that sh*t. Here comes Mongo!"

Plase pass the bath salt.

[–] GoodfellaSeinfeld 12 years ago

"They said you was hung"
"And they was right!"

Last Movie I saw: Back to School (8/10)

[–] Stamp-3 12 years ago

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

[–] marka99-1 12 years ago

"Baby, I'm not from Hivana."

[–] Neuronhead 12 years ago

Wow is he strict

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe

[–] hiptoyou2 12 years ago

you can type the word *beep* but you can't type the word *beep* it's all over this movie, you can watch it, hear and listen to it, but you can't type it. but you're fine with *beep* lol

my bad, its the imdb editor that cant handle it...bleeped me to.
politically correct *beep*

[–] Gene_Hackman 12 years ago

"I must see you in my dwessing woom" (Bart reading Lily's note).

[–] surpan 11 years ago

"Oh, lord. Do we have the strength to carry on this task in one night? Or are we just jerking off."
Amen.