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Favorite lines

posted 16 years ago by BIGERN52
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1."Crime?"
"Stampeding cattle."
'"Stampeding cattle? That's not much of a crime!"
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"

2."Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me...........Jim."
"Ok, Jim. Since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I dunno. Play chess. Screw."
"Let's play chess!"

3."Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you."
"Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight."

4."All right. We'll give some land to the *beep* and the Chinks. But we don't want the Irish!" - spoken by the Irish mayor of Rock Ridge.

5.Lili Von Shtupp "Tell me, schwartzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? (A zipper opens.) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue..."

6."Where the white women at!"

7."The sheriff is Near(bell rings loudly)." "What did he say?"

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[–] chicken_lover98 16 years ago

I love...

"Where all the white women at?"

and

Charlie: "You shifty n-word, they said you was hung."
Bart: "And they was right."

and

Bart: And now, for my next impression... Jesse Owens.

and

Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

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[–] bryanross1985 15 years ago

Look at this hand

Steady as a rock

Yeah, but it's this hand I shoot with

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[–] SidekickinWhiteFury 15 years ago

The badges line is from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Mel Brooks is paying homage to that great film by using the same line here.

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[–] Cate17 16 years ago

Jim: "Hey Boys...look what I've got."
Bart: "Where the White Women at?"

*Laughs* Good stuff.

"Ah,sweet storyteller. What will it take to slay the dragon..."-Steven James

[–] sp0rk-1 16 years ago

Gabby Johnson: You get back here you pious, candyass, sidewinder. Ain't no way that no buddy's gonna leave this town. Hell, I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

[–] BladeRunnerOO8 16 years ago

Lyle - "Dock that *beep* a day's pay for nappin' on the job"

Hedley Lamarr - "Where's my Froggy?"
Taggart - "I dunno, i didn't see it when i come in here"
Hedley Lamarr - "Well look damn* your eyes, look for it!" "TAGGART?!"
Taggart - "sorry sir" "Here it is"
Hedley Lamarr - "Give it to me, give it to me!" "That was a close one!" "Daddy Loves Froggy, Froggy Love Daddy?" "Ribbet...Ribbet"

Hedley Lamarr - "Alright, i'm through being Mr. Goodbar"

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie.........or are you gonna bite?"

[–] LadyLovie 16 years ago

school marm:"WE THE WHITE GOD FEARING CITEZENS OF ROCK RIDGE!"

taggert talking about the toll booth."what'll that ass hole think of next.anybody got a dime? we gotta go back & get a *beep* load of dimes."
later after they're paying the toll,"we ain't never gonna git to rock ridge."
I like to use that 1 whenever i'm late going somewhere.

little old lady:"have you ever seen such cruelty?"

[–] MrsMonroe74 15 years ago

jim:"little bastard shot me in the ass!"

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[–] pjmcgill142 9 years ago

Sorry I'm late, but the best line ever!

[–] sammyjankis24 15 years ago

"Mongo is only pawn... in game of life."

"Suspense is like a woman. The more left to the imagination, the more the excitement."

[–] perrrob 9 years ago

"Mongo is only pawn... in game of life."

We have a winner ...

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[–] SidekickinWhiteFury 15 years ago

Mel Brooks said this was cut by the censors.
After Lili says: Is it twue what they say about you people?
Oh it's twue, it's twue.
And Bart says:
You're sucking on my arm.

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