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Favorite lines

posted 16 years ago by BIGERN52
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1."Crime?"
"Stampeding cattle."
'"Stampeding cattle? That's not much of a crime!"
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"

2."Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me...........Jim."
"Ok, Jim. Since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I dunno. Play chess. Screw."
"Let's play chess!"

3."Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you."
"Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight."

4."All right. We'll give some land to the *beep* and the Chinks. But we don't want the Irish!" - spoken by the Irish mayor of Rock Ridge.

5.Lili Von Shtupp "Tell me, schwartzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? (A zipper opens.) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue..."

6."Where the white women at!"

7."The sheriff is Near(bell rings loudly)." "What did he say?"

[–] LadyLovie 14 years ago

lilly: "flowers...how ordinary."

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run,run,run. fast as u can. u can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man.

[–] silovik812 14 years ago

Lili von Shtupp's song "I'm Tired" is hilarious all the way through.

"Here I stand, the goddess of desire, set men on fire--I have this power. Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing, some quick womancing, and then a shower. Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me, they always hound me, with one wequest. Who can satisfy their lustful habits? I'm not a wabbit! I need some we...(Takes a breath)... est.

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"Oh, well" said Zanoni, "to pour pure water in the muddy well does but disturb the mud !"

[–] jscanlon 14 years ago

I'm probably going straight to hell mentioning this one, but...

Taggart: I got it!! We'll do a number 9 on 'em!

Lamarr: A number 9? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Taggart: Well that's where we go into town, a whippin and a whompin every livin' thing within an inch of its life... except the women folk, of course.

Lamarr: You spare the women?

Taggart: Naw, we rape the *beep* outta them at the number 9 dance later on that night!

"Its five minutes before nine, in Paris." -- Serrano/Manzon

[–] richardsixone 14 years ago

Hedley: Now repeat after me. I ....
Crowd: I ....
Hedley: Your name
Crowd: Your name
Hedley: schmucks

[–] justn78 14 years ago

Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.

Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.

[–] captaincheekypants68 14 years ago

"We go in to town and kill the first born males of every family".

"Too Jewish".

You have to say it

Say what?

The meeting is ajourned.

It is?

Yes, but you have to say it.

Say what?

The Meeting is ajourned.

It is?

I'm getting the word 'Nonce'

[–] beckypierce88 14 years ago

Wow, this one hasn't been mentioned:

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, *beep* and Methodists."

"Where are the white women?"

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"Someone's gotta go back and get a *beep* of dimes"

"All right. We'll give some land to the *beep* and the Chinks. But we don't want the Irish!" - spoken by the Irish mayor of Rock Ridge

"Life is greater than death, and love is greater than both." -Tristan & Isolde

[–] reddaze75 14 years ago

Bart: Candygram for mongo!!!

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One eyed hangman: not to worry, everyone is equal in my eye!

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Lemarr: Land..land....land! see snatch....

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Lemarr: where would I find such a man....why am I asking you

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Taggart: No use lying there gettin a suntan - aint gonna do you no good no how!!

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Howard Johnson: out of chaos comes order
Olsen Johnson: Oh blow it out ya a$$ howard

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Gabby Johnson: I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Olsen Johnson: Now who can argue with that!!

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Taggart: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City *beep*

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[–] Marmadukebagelhole 14 years ago

Howard Johnson In France, Louis Pasteur has developed a vaccine that will eradicate anthrax forever.

Olsen Johnson Never mind that *beep* Here comes Mongo!

[–] jumaward 14 years ago

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

[–] AbbyD-1 14 years ago

Just purchased a new BluRay release of Blazing Saddles and the commentary section with Mel Brooks talks about one of the funniest lines that was deleted from the screen version of the movie. It was in the scene that continues after the line quoted in #5 above: Lili Von Shtupp "Tell me, schwartzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? (A zipper opens.) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue..."

The scene takes place in the complete darkness of Lili's bedroom and you then hear Lili Von Shtupp moaning ecstatically but then, according to Mel Brooks, the Sheriff says something about his arm but I'm sure IMdB will not permit this quote so I'll just say go get the DVD and watch it. Blazing Saddles is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

[–] falcon2484 14 years ago

That's all right, Taggart. Just a man and a horse being hung out there....Doo doo doo dooo doooo....

The Falcon flies

[–] mjz688 14 years ago

Hedley Lamar: Raisinets!

[–] jumaward 14 years ago

I'll be reading today from Matthew, Mark, Luke and duck.

[–] chrisarnold1977 14 years ago

*grimacing*

"......$hitkicker.......!!!"

Korman absolutely kills me in this flick!!!

I wanna fly like an eagle, I wanna sing like Sinatra...........

[–] psdhart 13 years ago

-Jim: I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

-Hedley Lamarr: Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
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-Lili Von Shtupp: Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

-Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: [eagerly] When?

-Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.

-[Bart whacks him with a shovel]
Taggart: OW!
Lyle: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!
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-[the Governor is having trouble putting his pen back into its holder]
Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary...
[the pen goes straight in]
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you. That's a good one.

-HARUMPH!

-Bart: What's your name?
Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

-Hedley Lamarr: Where's my froggy?

-Reverend Johnson: We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke...
[stick of dynamite sails in through window]
Reverend Johnson: ... and DUCK.

-Tourist Mother: [to her husband] Look, Irv. I'm in Hedy Lamarr's shoes.
Hedley Lamarr: [correcting her as he runs past them] HEDLEY.

[–] vilzvet 13 years ago

When Mel Brooks says to his secretary off-camera after being interrupted: "Throw something on, and stay in that position."

[–] mrich77 13 years ago

Hedley Lamarr (correcting the governor) It's Headley!

Governor: What are you worrying about? This is 1868 - you can sue HER.

[–] PookaDude 13 years ago

I can't believe this has only been mentioned once!
The GOV: I didn't get a "harrumph" outta that guy!

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Bart: Where are all the white women at?

"Life is a state of mind." - Being There