Many years ago I've seen The Wicker Man remake from 2006 with Nicolas Cage, which is a legendary bad movie but so bad it turns to be one of the best unintentional comedies ever. I laughed out loud during that entire movie!
I always heard and suspectec that since it was a remake of an original horror-esque movie that the original movie was massively superior.
Well I've finally seen the original movie (the Final Cut version) and I was shocked how poor it is. In fact, I rated the 2006 version a 3/10 (10/10 as entertaining and comedic factors) but now I rate the original movie a 4/10...
The original movie is boring, rather uninteresting, the acting is ridiculous, the characters are as ridiculous, the dialogue is stupid, the pace is rather slow.
The only saving graces are Christopher Lee (yet it's his worst villain role ever) and the soundtrack and music.
I really wanted to like this movie but I'm shocked how this gets high reviews and it's considered a classic.
The cop begins as a normal cop doing his job and then turns into a religious freak who starts caring more about religion instead of trying to do his own job.
All characters who interact with him have laughable interactions and the blonde girl Willow always appearing naked while dancing and the cop being sweating was so pathetic, so out of place, it made me stop taking seriously anything further that was happening onscreen.
And Christopher Lee's character then starts dressing like a woman, dancing and chanting gibberish was supposed to make us not taking him seriously at all as well...?
And the "twist" was hysterical! By the way: how in the bloody hell did that community even know the cop was a virgin??? HOW??? Awful writing!
I'm not a fan of the movie (it was Lee's favourite role/film apparently). Edward Woodward gives a great performance, and Ingrid Pitt is always worth looking at. But other than that it leaves me cold. And the less said about the remake the better! I'm not into so called 'folk horror'.
I don't remember any issues with the character (it's a while since I last saw it), but we're gonna have to agree to disagree on Woodward's performance.
I didn't say you missed the point, I said you weren't paying attention. This film isn't for people with short attention spans hence why you lost interest very quickly and began looking at your phone, you probably skipped to the end also.
Your mommas been yelling at you to take out the garbage for days now, but all you do is sit in your room, demand more PBJ's, and trash your betters on the computer!
I'm going to defend the movie. Yes, the budget was just some pocket change and it shows, but I love the movie for its sheer weirdness, and need to point out that it was also hugely original in its day.
It's been imitated so many times that what was original when the film was released is a cliche now, but this may be the film that originated most of the cliches of the "folk horror" subgenre. It may have been the first horror film to be that cheerfully sexy, and it was definitely the first to have totally random musical numbers! I actually saw in for the first time quite recently, I thought it was strange and disturbing. Not great cinema, but a film that succeeds in its aims.
It's always better to enjoy things than to sneer at them, and that isn't a flippant comment, it's a philosophy of life! The world is full of tragedy and danger, and my job exposes me to a hell of a lot of it, and that's taught me the value of just enjoying the little things. Visiting the local public garden, eating the occasional ice cream, making the most of weird movies... grab the moments of happiness whenever you have the smallest chance, because you never know when you're going to be the one hit by a car or trapped in a wicker man!
Sure, snarking at stuff is fun, but enjoying things for what they are is *more* fun.
What did you think of Midsommar? For me the two films go hand in hand, I appreciate Wickerman for being the first one through the wall and taking all the risk but I think Midsommar is a vastly superior film and nearly perfects what Wickerman set out to do.
And I disagree about Wickerman being mediocre, it was innovative, compelling and wholly original.
I love The Wicker Man. It's one of my very favourite films. But it certainly has its flaws. Some of these flaws are due to the way in which it was treated by distributors, who hated it so much they cut it to ribbons and showed it as the B-film in a double bill with Don't Look Now (What a double bill that is!)
Subsequently, they lost the original material, so the film has never been presented exactly as originally intended. After it became a beloved cult classic, people had to scrabble around to construct the Director's and Final Cuts with what remains available (I think Mel Brooks had a copy of a longer version squirrelled away in his collection?).
But others of its flaws are just in the film no matter how you cut it. Ekland is a weak link. The lack of budget does sometimes show. I don't agree with you on the other performances though: Woodward is fantastic. And I don't agree with you on the writing either: I think it's a really good screenplay, like a Hammer Horror with an A-level. (It's very well researched.)
Its ambition and its originality make up for its technical flaws, as far as I'm concerned. And I'd say the same for the other two folk horrors in the 'Unholy Trilogy' -- Witchfinder General, and The Blood on Satan's Claw. None of them are perfect films, all of them are brimming with ideas and have proven to be hugely influential.
remake from 2006 with Nicolas Cage, which is a legendary bad movie but so bad it turns to be one of the best unintentional comedies ever. I laughed out loud during that entire movie!
It was totally intentional. That's the genius of it.
You don't think "What's in the bag, a shark or something?" was intentional droll humor? What about "STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE"? What about the police officer (Cage) running around in a bear costume trying to be the hero, slugging women, etc.?
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It was absolutely intentional. The director/writer even admitted it; I can't believe you think otherwise. LeBute is so sly he makes armchair critics think the humor was unintentional.
The flick was done in such a way that you can either (1) take it as a serious story in the manner of the original film or (2) view it as a clever comedy. Either way, the movie entertains; more so than the original IMHO.
If someone doesn't recognize lines like "Sorry you're going to have to bear with me," "You bitches! YOU BITCHES!" "You little liars," "PHALLUS SYMBOL PHALLUS SYMBOL PHALLUS SYMBOL" and "Killing me won't bring back your goddam honey!" as anything other than sly humor, I don't know what to say, except maybe STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!
Nobody has said that at least at first. Everyone involved admitted the movie was awful and an embarrassment. Nicolas Cage said and everyone said it.
Nobody said that the comedy was intentional at all. If the movie director said that years later that's beccause he's just trying to ride on the "it's so bad it's so good comedy" as an excuse for his awful job.
Yup, LeBute wasn't aware of how amusing a police officer running around in a bear costume, slugging women, and saying lines like "Sorry you're going to have to bear with me" was. YOU are the one who's naive, my friend. You're confusing LeBute with Ed Wood.
Consider his "Nurse Betty" from six years prior to his "Wicker Man," a curious film that can't be pigeonholed. It's part dramedy, part road movie, part crime drama, part romcom and part black comedy. It's such an eccentric mix viewers didn't know how to take it, especially when it throws in a fairly radical scalping sequence (and I don't mean scalping tickets).
His version of "The Wicker Man" is likewise a bizarre mixture. It can be taken serious to a point, sure, but it's also sometimes laugh-out-loud amusing yet with a straight face. Viewers who are lobotomized by one-level stories naturally find it confusing and label it a "bad movie." If it's bad, it's intentionally bad for the purpose of entertainment.
LeBute's not the doofus you evidently think he is. If the amusing nature of the lines/situations in "The Wicker Man" weren't obvious enough, "Nurse Betty" proves the droll humor was totally intentional.
You are the only person on Earth who's trying to defend this movie by stating it's an intentional comedy when it was supposed to be a horror movie and it turned out to be an awful movie and an unintentional comedy.
I never said it was a cinematic masterpiece, but it is entertaining. Even you admit that. And entertainment is the name of the game in the movie biz.
You are the only person on Earth who's trying to defend this movie by stating it's an intentional comedy when it was supposed to be a horror movie
I'm actually not "defending" the movie, I'm just pointing out that the comedic elements were deliberate and obviously so. LeBute's previous works, like "Nurse Betty," support this conclusion. (We're not talking about Ed Wood here).
As far as my being "the only person on Earth" who thinks that the humor was intentional, hardly. It's an eccentric mix of serious horror and low-key goofy comedy. Only people who have difficulty grasping movies on more than one level refuse to acknowledge it.
It's hard to believe anyone would believe LeBute and Cage, not to mention the entire cast & crew, were utterly oblivious to the humorous nature of a lot of the material, e.g. Mr. Tough cop cycling away on a girly bicycle; "I'm a policeman, see my badge?"; and "Of course -- another PLANT!"
> how in the bloody hell did that community even knew the cop was a virgin???
They had their suspicions from his dedicated religious behavior on the mainland, and when he didn't succumb to Willow's dance and offers for sex, they knew he was a virgin trying to "save himself for marriage". Things like his lack of swagger, sexual energy, confidence, all contributed to the assessment. Also, those who are highly sexed can literally smell a virgin a mile away! So pheromones could also play a role. Those who are having sex smell differently than those are not, and many people can pick up on that.
It's not that they "smelled" it. Things like his lack of swagger, sexual energy, confidence, all contributed to the assessment. Those who are highly sexed can detect the lack of these characteristics in virgins. Virgins act waaay differently than someone who has some sex. And, to the highly sexed, the disparity in how they act is even more. This is how the islanders knew he was never with anyone sexually. To them it was obvious.
I'll repeat: the guy was enganged, he was going to get married.
If everyone in real life who's going to get married will not accept aproaches from pretty women then are all of them "virgins" as well...?
Aren't you understanding this makes absolutely no sense? Unless if we live in a fantasy where everything is so "easy to detect" and everything is just "black and white".
"HEY! That guy who's going to marry in the near future has not accepted to have sex to a woman he doesn't even know at all!
Well, on my latest reply, I was no longer talking about how he refused sex with Willow. Since my latest reply did not talk about that point, I am not sure why you are going back to that one. In my latest reply to you, I was talking about a different point altogether. The other islanders (who are mostly all highly sexed) can detect that he is a virgin based on his lack of swagger, sexual energy, confidence. It's pretty easy for a highly sexed person to know if someone is de-flowered or not.
For highly sexed people, they can spot a virgin a mile away. He is someone who is sexually pent up and tightly wound. He has no sexual energy or confidence and is awkward and clumsy around the opposite sex much more than someone who has been de-flowered. The policeman was such an obvious virgin in this movie. You could tell by his mannerisms. Well, I could tell, maybe you could not. :-) It was literally written into his character in the movie on purpose. For the highly sexed islanders to realize he was a virgin was as easy as it would be for someone else to realize things based on non-verbal queues. Have you ever taken a class on non-verbal communication? This is also how mentalists can know things about people. I have taken such courses, and yes, these islanders could have very easily known he was a virgin. He sticks out like a sore thumb. He's never been with any woman, and every single thing about him literally exudes it. You have to realize this movie is not going to hand you all this on a silver platter. It has nuance. That is what makes it great writing imo.
You are wrong again. And if you think this movie by having bad writting is "smart" or makes you smart then this is even worse than I thought.
No, depraved sex people can NOT guess if someone is a virgin or not. You are once again using fallacy and fantasies to try to defend this wreck of writting.
Theere was NO WAY they could have knew he was a virgin, even worse before he went to the island. Or are you forgetting this tiny detail? Or are you telling me they were having sex on the streets as well in the mainland and saw Woodward there reacting the same way...?
Yet there was NO WAY they could have knew he was a virgin. Awful writing.
Dude, no one is saying they knew "before" he came to the island. They were vetting him while he was on the island to see if he was in fact a virgin. They learned about his background, beliefs, and personal history through various conversations and interactions with him.
Throughout the film, there are several instances where the islanders make references to Howie's personal life, such as his religious beliefs and his engagement to a woman named Mary. They use this information to confirm their belief that he is a virgin because they view him as a devout Christian who adheres strictly to his religious principles, including celibacy outside of marriage. Therefore, they assume that he has not engaged in sexual activity before marriage, which is consistent with the traditional definition of a virgin. Couple that with the non-verbal queues I mentioned earlier, and they can make a real assessment about him.
It is you that is not understanding the subtleties in the movie. I'm sorry you're just not getting it. Maybe you need to re-watch it again to understand?
Those show that on the mainland, the postman and other police officers laughed about Howie's virginity and keeping himself "pure".
But even excluding that and just going with the original cut, we know that Howie specifically was sent the letter from the island. So we don't know how but we do know for sure that Howie was their target.
The temptation from Willow, like you said, was just a way of vetting him to be sure.
Although what their back up plan was if Howie given in and had jumped into bed with her, who knows! 😂
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Yup. This is the main reason I prefer the longer version with the scenes from the mainland. They set all of this up much more clearly by establishing the facts of Howie's character from the off.
But those scenes are not necessary. There's enough information in both the theatrical and 'final' cuts for viewers to know that Howie was specifically targeted and to imagine for ourselves how this group of desperate conspiratorial islanders went about doing their research on him.
👍 It's easy enough just to go with the postman - They obviously send mail from the island so someone must be picking it up. Not hard to image him blabbering to the locals about the mainland gossip while he does the drop off / pick up.
Yeah. A bit of gossip from the postie piques their interest and then Lord Summerisle uses his position to make a few subtle inquiries by phone or something. Maybe they even send one or two of the fishers out to the mainland for a day to do a bit of reconnaissance/spying at the kirk.
There's lots of ways you can imagine it going down. You don't need it to be spoon-fed to you. All the information you need for understanding the story is present in any of the versions.
Fzane... You are wrong! YOU are the one who needs to rewatch the movie!
Christpher Lee's character and the others clearly STRAIGHLY POINT OUT they knew he was a virgin before arriving to the island. That's why they called him to the island in the first place.
This movie is garbage and YOU are desperately trying to defend it with fallacies and even wrong ideas from your own beloved movie.
The islanders point out that they highly suspected he was a virgin, and that is why they wrote him the letter directly. They were targeting him, and once on the island, they checked his behavior and reactions to certain tests to be able to tell for sure if he was in fact a virgin. Simple stuff, but maybe you still cannot understand though. Don't feel bad. Many people today cannot understand the simplest of ideas.
So they have all that cult and those cult ceremonies where they really need someone who's a virgin, and yet they will try to guess if this or that person is a virgin?
Weird people do weird things all the time. Groups of people do things that don’t make sense all of the time. Look at real cults and what they have done.
Look at Scientology! Does it seem rational to you?? Look at Manson, Heavens gate…. Any of them.
If there is one thing most cults have in common, it’s that they do irrational things as directed by a central leader, kind of like in The Wicker Man.
I guess you didn't notice that the islanders were all eating canned food! Yep, all their crops were failing, and they were desperate. So, yeah, regardless if they knew 100% if he was a virgin or not, they decided it was their best bet (or friggen stave to death!). Get it now? Or, if not, don't worry. Plenty of people out here are dimwitted, and find it hard to grasp even the simplest of ideas. You'll fit right in with them.
Yes to all that. But we can also read it in a slightly different way: it doesn't actually matter if Howie is genuinely a virgin, it matters that the islanders are convinced Howie is a virgin.
Remember at the end when Woodward tells Christopher Lee that if the crops fail again next year, there will have to be an even greater sacrifice -- no-one less than Lord Summerisle himself will do... and Lee momentarily has a deeply reflective look on his face before intoning 'But I know they won't fail.'
Is Lord Summerisle a true believer or is he using the religion as a way of maintaining his position of power and control that he knows is ebbing away? After all, it was his Christian predecessor that brought back the 'old gods' when Christianity didn't cut it.
LMAO! Heck yeah HarryAssEater! You are one of a kind for sure! Such a special sorta retard ya know?! Oh I heard there's a new CONvid variant now. Guess you'd better "mask up" again huh? Oh, and don't forget to get your 6th booster shot too ok?
They had their suspicions from his dedicated religious behavior on the mainland, and when he didn't succumb to Willow's dance and offers for sex..
There's a scene in one of the cuts (which I haven't seen) set in the police station, before he goes to Summerisle, where they joke about him being a virgin and saving himself:- https://www.steve-p.org/wm/diffs.htm
Therefore we can infer from that and the fact that the letter was addressed to him specifically, that the islanders must have had some connection with going ons on the mainland and he was specifically targeted.
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they knew he was a virgin trying to "save himself for marriage". Things like his lack of swagger, sexual energy, confidence, all contributed to the assessment.
Conservatives -- aka people with common sense wisdom -- can smell the stench of those who engage in loose sex as a lifestyle and, worse, those who engage in perverse "sex." Their gross venereal diseases aren't hard to pick up; they reek of folly and death.
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In your example, Conservatives are not all virgins though. My point was that virgins lack confidence and swagger. BTW, I agree with you that those who are highly sexed are disgusting degenerates who spread disease and destroy society. That is why I'm MGTOW. Most all the women of today are sluts on Tinder, and have a high body count.
AMEN! Never understood the hype for this silly flick. The sing along scenes in the tavern feel like a literal Monty Python sketch. Christopher Lee in his wig looks like the Count with a mullet. The main character is just ridiculous. Saving grace: nude Brit Ekland.
I can see why modern audiences would dislike this film, folk horror is mostly derided nowadays despite the attempt by A24 to rejuvenate the genre. Maybe it's time to admit The Wicker Man hasn't aged too well, despite how much I enjoy it 70's horror tends to be more of a source for comedy than shock, with more cheese than a creamery. Plenty of people laugh during The Exorcist, Don't Look Now, The Hills Have Eyes, The Omen, The Amityville Horror etc much more than something like Child's Play and Beetlejuice which are intentionally comic.
I like to think you're right, audiences mask their fear behind laughter. Google "The Exorcist is hilarious" and it shows how the numerous parodies over the years (Scary Movie 2, Repossessed) have weakened the fear factor in many people. I think The Wicker Man is similar in that the more tropey aspects of the film have been satirised in comedies like Hot Fuzz and even the memes of the remake contributed to the subject matter being less frightening.
The Exorcist is pure horror and it's not funny at all. Nobody can laugh at that movie, unless when they are too scared to be afraid and then invite giant group of friends to force themselves to make jokes and laugh. That happens many times.
The Exorcist is a horror masterpiece. The Wicker Man is not even a horror movie, it's just a silly movie.
The Exorcist has aged far worse than Wicker Man largely due to the special effects.
The puke scene is hilarious by today's standards, how can you say "its not funny at all"?
The Exorcist has aged far worse than Wicker Man largely due to the special effects
I kind of agree. The Exorcist still seems to work for a lot of people though. It never worked for me.
If you're invested in the tale and caught up by the atmosphere, the SFX work perfectly well (or you overlook them). Bit like generations of viewers have been scared by Jaws. Carefully crafted atmosphere and tension can compensate for a lot.
I've witnessed people being absolutely distraught when the head turns 180 degrees... whereas to me, it's always been much more a case of 'Oh no, that horrible demon has turned that little girl into a dummy!'
The Exorcist does a good job of the slow and steady build-up but then throws it all away by being absurdly over the top. I mean, just the very idea that one of the demon's chief tactics to demonstrate its evil would be obscenities and a few rounds of 'Your momma' is entertaining in ways the filmmakers never really intended.
I wouldn't go as far as to say The Exorcist is 'hilarious', but it isn't the least bit scary and invites more than a few chuckles.
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Yeah, you're perhaps using hilarious in a slightly different way from the one I would automatically understand. To me, 'hilarious' implies thigh-slapping, eye-watering, mocking laughter. I don't think The Exorcist is ever that. But there are certainly some eye-rolls and derisive snorts.
So, yeah, we probably pretty much agree on this one.
The Exorcist has aged badly. But not as badly as the sequel, which I clearly remember being absolutely terrible - even although it's been over twenty years since I watched it!
From what I remember though, the third one was actually pretty good. Not sure if that's a generally held opinion but I do remember being impressed by it at the time (although again, over twenty years ago!).
Oh god, yes. Exorcist II is a genuine, flat-out bad film. I thought it was always regarded that way, but I may be wrong.
I don't think The Exorcist is a bad film. I think that'd be a silly thing to think. It's terrified millions of people, it's mostly well-crafted and well-acted. But it's never worked for me.
This means that, for years now, I've got to irritate people who say it's the best horror film ever made with my sincere opinion that it isn't even the best horror film released in 1973.
Yeah, I wouldn't describe it as a "bad" film either. The atmospheric elements of it still stand up but some of the effects, e.g. the head spinning and projectile vomiting, have left it to a modern audience probably some way below where it once stood.
Having said that, it's funny because I can still watch Superman say, and still enjoy it without feeling the obviously inferior effects ruin it as such.
What about Exorcist III - Did you ever see that? Be interested to hear what you thought of that one...
Yeah. I'm the same. I don't generally scrutinise the SFX of older films. In fact, I'd go as far as to say I usually don't care much about them unless they're so laughable they throw you out of the movie, whereas The Exorcist's are just of their time. Which is different somehow.
It's not just the dated special effects though. As I say, if you're fully invested in the film, if it's working its magic, if you're on edge when those things happen you probably don't notice in that very moment that it's (obviously) a doll, &c. I've witnessed these reactions first-hand. (Although I've never seen anyone being effected by the projectile vomiting beyond saying 'Gross!')
It's something about the rhythm of it that doesn't quite work for me. You get the steady build-up for which the film is (rightly) commended, but then shit goes too crazy too fast. It's like a cycling marathon when they go slow around the velodrome conserving energy and then -- boom! -- suddenly it's a sprint. I think it could stay ambiguous for longer.
And I think that problem is only made worse by the modern version with the 'spider-walk' scene, which is creepy in isolation but comes at the wrong moment in the film.
I did see Exorcist III. But a long time ago, so I don't remember much about it other than thinking it was solid enough and certainly no Exorcist II. That's one of those instances where a bad film stands out more in the memory than a perfectly acceptable one.
I saw Blatty's Ninth Configuration a couple of years ago, and really enjoyed that so Exorcist III is probably due a rewatch.
I think there may be a generational thing at play as well when it comes to special effects.
I know some younger people just can't handle films that pre date "reasonable" CGI and find something like Superman '78 as unwatchable.
Whereas for me I think the separation is that I can watch older films and appreciate there was an era when they were essentially plays on film.
Hence when I watch a classic film I can be in awe of the effects they used of their time, e.g. I fairly recently watched Black Narcissus and the matte painting backgrounds were incredible and with artistic merit, despite it being clear they aren't "real". Same thing with Ray Harryhausen's work.
But I think that understanding of a film being an extension of a play is gone for today's audiences, so if it doesn't look 100% real, then it becomes "bad".
Yes. I think you're probably right. It is (at least in part) generational. Those of us who grew up in an era of practical effects probably have a greater appreciation of the craft even if it looks a bit shonky by contemporary standards. Harryhausen's stuff is a good example. Or some of the model work in kaiju films.
It's that old 'suspension of disbelief' thing, isn't it? And it was probably easier to suspend one's disbelief at a time when the limitations of the technology meant that, well, you often had to.