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Did Howie jerk off?

posted 2 years ago by LoveCatsHateDogs (2001)
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He was a Christian and a virgin at 42. Did he at least fire off his skin pistol from time to time or was he afraid that Jesus would show up and smack him in the cock with a ruler if he tried?

If he wasn't regularly abusing himself, there is a fair chance he besmirched his bed at the inn with nocturnal emissions.

Discuss.

[–] marktayloruk (2589) 2 years ago

Woodward was 42 - doesn't mean Howie was.

[–] LoveCatsHateDogs (2001) 2 years ago

...but did he spank it?

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21706) 2 years ago

Howie would never waste his seed!!!!!

[–] Oskar (315) 2 years ago

He was a Sergeant, which isn't an easy achievement. He was also old enough so that it was hilarious and surprising to his co-workers that he was still a virgin.

He might not have been dead-on 42, but he was in that ballpark.