Further, to call this movie bland shows a lack of - something. Sense, or taste, or honesty. From the opening credits (a great work of art all on its own) to the dialogue (which, far from bland, is funny and charming and original), to the performances, to the plot, no element of the film is bland, so it seems unlikely that all of these non-bland elements combined to form a bland film. You can criticize it in many ways, but to accuse it of blandness is not one of them.
My initial reaction, when someone describes this film as "bland", is that the person has some other problem with the film that is more personal, because of all the films that have ever been made, this one is easily in the top ten percent in terms of excitement.
"Bland", like you say, just doesn't register for this film. We've got all the ingredients. Gorgeous babe, witty lines, action, suspense, murder, big name actors, a great finale, a final death scene that I don't think has ever been duplicated or even copied since, we've even got PARIS! The scenery is awesome.
To call this bland is like saying Brett Favre and Peyton Manning don't know how to throw a football.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
that's not funny!
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