Basically, nothing. What a waste of human space. Please don’t reply.
shareEye.
shareGreat minds think alike, Nicko. When this douche walked off the set of NYPD Blue (you know, the network TV show where we got to ogle human ass, whoppie!), he walked straight out a set door and kept on walking? He has no people skills, no acting skills, and, perhaps most important of all, no
audience.
He has no soul either ha ha
shareHe wanted a raise in salary and they wouldn't give it to him. He then went to star in CSI: Miami.
shareGinger jerk syndrome.
share"Kiss of Death (1995)" is a pretty good movie starring David Caruso, also with Sam Jackson, Nicholas Cage, and Helen Hunt.
shareYes, Kiss of Death was okay.
NICHOLAS CAGE You don’t drink anymore . . . ?
HELEN HUNT I don’t drink any less, either.
CUT TO
Helen Hunt dies in a massive car crash.
Unfortunately, the movie title describes the career path Caruso selected.
He destroyed his career in the worst way possible--that's what happened--and now he's the Suzanne Somers of the 1990s.
shareHe didn’t quite top Hitler in terms of career destruction, but, as Woody Harrelson said in Natural Born Killers, “You can’t top the King Sieg? King? Get it?).” But I’d say Dave ranks just below party boat rapist Fatty Arbuckle on the career-fuck scale.
shareHe liked to kick birds
shareThis guy is a creep
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