Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Whole lot of crazy in that photo. But this is the right answer.

There is, but you're stuck with all the rest as well.

Fuck means you fuck them and don’t have to commit to a relationship, marry means you commit to the relationship for the rest of your life

lol true. either literally or figuratively.

Those are the rules. One has to go.

She's got a tough task here. I only know Kunis from Black Swan. Whilst Portman and Ryder are legends whom I know from many, many films. She'd need to be ridiculously better looking to survive and unfortunately for her she isn't. In fact she may be the least attractive of the three for me (talking peak vs peak).

You wouldn't roll in the hay with Portman?

YOUR COMMENT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!